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Dear pesky plumbers. The Koopalings and I have taken over the mushroom kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can.
« Welsh »
Anwylyd pesky blymyddion. 'r Koopalings a Chymerais ar 'r mushroom brenhiniaeth. 'r dywysoges ydy awron a 'n arhosol gwestai am hun chan 'm 'n saith Koopa gwestai. Anturia 'ch at ca 'i ai alli.
Beloved pesky plumbers. ' group Koopalings I go I Took signs ' group mushroom kingdom. ' group princess he is being now I go ' heartburn abiding guest about self with ' ores ' heartburn seven Koopa guest. I venture ' dogs to I have ' I or you are being able.
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Anwylyd pesky blymyddion. 'r Koopalings a Chymerais ar 'r mushroom brenhiniaeth. 'r dywysoges ydy awron a 'n arhosol gwestai am hun chan 'm 'n saith Koopa gwestai. Anturia 'ch at ca 'i ai alli.
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Life's a bitch and then you die. That's why we get high.
« Danish »
Liv en beklagelse og så er der ikke mere jer omkomme. Det var det hvor kan det være at vi blive lang.
Life a regret and that's the lot you perish. That's that how come vi become tall.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again.
« Japanese »
私は悪い残存物と今朝目覚め、私の陰茎は再度行方不明だった。
I awoke bad remains ones and now morning, my penis for the second time was the whereabouts unclear.
it's hard, you see, for me to say I love you when I don't
« Latin »
it's ferreus , vos animadverto , mihi loquor EGO diligo vos ut EGO don't
it's made of iron , you notice , me to say I to value highly you when I don't
With your headphones on you'd never hear me say what's wrong is that we're not together you and me, although i said it silently
« Italian »
Con le vostre cuffie su you' la d non lo sente mai dire what' il torto di s è quel we' re non insieme voi e me, anche se lo ho detto silenziosamente
With your caps on you' the d it never does not feel it to say what' the twisted one of s is those we' king not entirety you and I, have said even if it silently
Fuck off idiot!
« Greek »
Fuck από το ηλίθιο!
Fuck from the idiot!
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins
« Japanese »
歓迎された家のラスコウJenkins
[rasukou] Jenkins of the house which is welcomed
Where did my pants go?
« Croatian »
Gdje svi je moj hlače ići?
Where all had my trousers leg?
Could you pull down my pants and tickle my buttocks?
« Czech »
Could tebe brát má kalhoty a být lechtivý má zadek?
Inch you nibble has jeans plus tickle has hunkers?
random funny shit
« Czech »
náhoda komický hovno
hazard quizzical shit
The French are a funny people, they do enjoy eating snails and looking steamy.
« French »
Les Françaises sont des peuples drôles, elles ont plaisir à manger des escargots et à sembler chaudes et humides.
The Frenchwomen are funny people, they have pleasure to eat snails and to seem hot and wet.
Nice shirts like you!