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Rey Don Sancho, Rey Don Sancho, no digas que no te aviso, que de dentro de Zamora, un alevoso ha salido, llámase Bellido Dolfos, hijo de Dolfos Bellido, cuatro traiciones ha hecho, y con ésta serán cinco.
« Japanese »
私がサモラの内であなたに警告しないと、ドンSancho王ドンSanchoの王、反逆的な1去った、Bellido DolfosのDolfos Bellidoの息子と呼ばれて言わない、4つの反逆はし、この1と5である。
A menos que advierta a usted entre [samora], el rey de rey Don Sancho de Don Sancho, la rebelión 1 usted salió, siendo llamado el hijo de Dolfos Bellido de Bellido, Dolfos que usted no dice, usted rebela 4, este 1 y 5 son.

私がサモラの内であなたに警告しないと、ドンSancho王ドンSanchoの王、反逆的な1去った、Bellido DolfosのDolfos Bellidoの息子と呼ばれて言わない、4つの反逆はし、この1と5である。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Do people only use this website to translate sexual messages?
« Chinese (simplified) »
人们是否只使用这个网站翻译性消息?
Whether the people only do use this website translator the news?
Would you like to touch my naughty bits?
« Korean »
당신은 나의 장난꾸러기 조금을 만지고 싶은가 하고자 했는가?
You touched my mischievous child a little and under boil?
May I fuck you?
« Italian »
Posso scoparlo?
I can sweep it?
We should have sex and then pay a hooker to masturbate a donkey while we watch and cut each other.
« Japanese »
私達は私達が互いを見、切る間、性を有するそして次にろばに自慰行為をするために売春婦を支払うべきである。
We us look at each other, while cutting, possess characteristic and the prostitute should be paid in order to do masturbation next in the donkey.
I hate fuck with ass.
« Japanese »
私はろばとの性交を憎む。
I hate the sexual intercourse of the donkey.
I am a spy, in team fortress 2
« Spanish »
Soy espía, en la fortaleza 2 del equipo
I am spy, in strength 2 of the equipment
Tu é tao gostozo que te quero em cima de mim.
« Japanese »
従って私がこと私のほしいgostozoある。
Conseqüentemente há o gostozo que a coisa de I mim quer.
by gostozo
Overall the idea of sex with you causes me to have convulsions and inspires me to jump off a bridge or otherwise off myself.
« Japanese »
全面的あなたが付いている性の考えにより私に動乱がある、橋または別の方法で自分自身を離れて跳ぶように促す。
There is a disturbance in me depending upon the thought of the characteristic where extensive you have been attached, that it jumps the bridge or separated with another method, you urge from by yourself.
Can I put my penis in you? Sure, I'm free Saturday. Does that work for you?
« Danish »
Kunne JEG opstille mig penis i jer? Sikker , Jeg er omkostningsfrit Lørdag. Gør at arbejde nemlig jer?
Could I pose me painful to you? Certain , I am free Saturday. Doing that jobs that is to say you?
by Shane (quote from Maninthebox)
I fucked myself last night. My vibrator is my best friend!
« German »
Ich bumste mich gestern Abend. Mein Zerhacker ist mein bester Freund!
I bumste myself last night. My chopper is my best friend!
Nice shirts like you!