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Sometimes all I want to do is have sex. Other times, I just want to lie under the blankets, warm and cozy and in love.
« Japanese »
時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Occasionally everything which you think that I would like to do, is to have characteristic. Other time, I exactly under the blanket, and atmosphere am good warmly, is and we would like there to be love.

時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿él importaría a él para acompañar a mí para tomar algo?
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I am flabbergasted that you would say such a gay thing to me. Also, on another note my tits are very hard.
« Russian »
Я flabbergasted которому вы сказали бы такую голубую вещь к мне. Также, на другом примечании мои tits очень трудны.
I flabbergasted to which you would say this blue thing to me. Also, on other note my of tits are very difficult.
Come with me if you want to live.
« Serbian »
Dogoditi se s mene da te oskudica za živ.
Befall with me yes you dearth after alert.
Come with me if you want to live.
« Danish »
Gå med mig selv om jer ville gerne opholde sig.
Date myself about you ville gladly reside.
Come with me if you want to live.
« Dutch »
Kom met me als u wilt leven.
Bowl with me if you want live.
What a douche!
« Chinese (simplified) »
注水法!
Irrigation law!
Are you crapping me?
« Greek »
Εγώ;
I?
Why does it always rain on an otherwise perfect day?
« Portuguese »
Por que chove sempre em um dia de outra maneira perfeito?
Why it rains always in one day in another perfect way?
When my mother asked me if I wanted to eat a banana while I was wearing a tutu, I declined and asked for a pineapple instead.
« Icelandic »
Hvenær minn móðir skáhallur mig ef ÉG vilja til borða a banani á meðan ÉG var þreytandi a ballettpils , ÉG hnignun og skáhallur fyrir a ananas í staðinn.
When my mother slanting myself maybe I chance eat a banana meanwhile I var weary a tutu , I decline and slanting pay lip service to a pineapple instead.
A real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets.
« Korean »
진짜 비는 거리 떨어져 모든 찌끼를 세척하기 위하여 올 것이다.
In order realness the distance falling all scums which beg three descriptions below will come.
Love is for monkeys.
« Korean »
사랑은 원숭이를 위해 이다.
The love respects the monkey.
Nice shirts like you!