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Sometimes all I want to do is have sex. Other times, I just want to lie under the blankets, warm and cozy and in love.
« Japanese »
時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Occasionally everything which you think that I would like to do, is to have characteristic. Other time, I exactly under the blanket, and atmosphere am good warmly, is and we would like there to be love.

時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿él importaría a él para acompañar a mí para tomar algo?
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168
May I treat you to a delicious dish of fish?
« Korean »
If me the fish it will be extensive it treats in the delicious plate?
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173
Your mom is so fat every time she turns around she gets a welcome back party
« Croatian »
Yours mum had to this mode unguent everyone time she finish round she gets welcome to caudal part of
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162
You are the weakest link, goodbye.
« Japanese »
Weak connection, the way if is.
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171
Would you like FIRE with that?
« Italian »
you they appreciate the FIRE with that one?
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176
Who stole my cookies?
« Norwegian »
Who stole my boil?
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169
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
« Welsh »
He is being ' heartburn three shadows with people in this world : that I go do things I befall , that I go watch things I befall I go that I go I wonder thing befallen.
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As of the current time I am rather bored, so I have decided to use this website to gain amusement from the humorous outcomes produced by bad translations.
« Korean »
At current time present time me it scrapes out rather, is like that and by the translation which is bad in order to get an amusement from the humorous result which it brings me under using the atlas it decided this web site.
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Cry me a river.
« Czech »
Shout me a stream.
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185
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
« Icelandic »
It's better to sustenance thy mouth struck and give the track ;l) you're stupid while to outspoken there and remove total doubtfulness.
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You're hot!
« Greek »
You are boiling hot!
Nice shirts like you!