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Sometimes all I want to do is have sex. Other times, I just want to lie under the blankets, warm and cozy and in love.
« Japanese »
時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Occasionally everything which you think that I would like to do, is to have characteristic. Other time, I exactly under the blanket, and atmosphere am good warmly, is and we would like there to be love.

時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿él importaría a él para acompañar a mí para tomar algo?
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I dislike going to school every day because you are there
« Serbian »
I dislike lying down training daily accordingly you subsist beyond
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157
I hate retards
« Chinese (simplified) »
I hate to decelerate
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176
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
« Danish »
Mig benævne er Inigo Måned. Jer dræbt mig fader. Lægge til rette hen til omkomme.
Me designate is Inigo Month. You killed me father. Organize to perish.
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172
Ugly ducks taste like chicken
« Latin »
Unseemly ducks taste to love young
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209
Darling, please bring me a dry Martini.
« Danish »
Basse , behage overbringe mig en gold Martini.
Big fat man , please bring me a sterile March.
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163
good day to you, my elephant has eaten all the butter in the 'fridge, the swine!
« Welsh »
good day to , ' ores elephant has eaten everyone ' group butter in ' group 'fridge , ' group you may be!
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179
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
« Korean »
모든 진의 모든 세계에 있는 모든 도시에서, 그녀 걷는다 나의 것으로 합동한다.
Inside all true meaning all world inside all city, her it combines with my thing which it walks.
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172
Rick, hide me! Do something! You must help me. Rick!
« Finnish »
Pit , hide me! Drift some! You raging relieve me. pit
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163
What would Jesus do?
« Slovenian »
kakšen hoteti jezuit delati?
what kind of yammer Jesuit work?
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161
What the fuck?
« Welsh »
Beth 'r fuck?
Thing ' group fuck?
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