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Sometimes all I want to do is have sex. Other times, I just want to lie under the blankets, warm and cozy and in love.
« Japanese »
時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Occasionally everything which you think that I would like to do, is to have characteristic. Other time, I exactly under the blanket, and atmosphere am good warmly, is and we would like there to be love.

時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿él importaría a él para acompañar a mí para tomar algo?
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half a loaf is better than none
« Turkish »
half a round loaf bkz. hi better dan nobody
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124
My head hurts like a duck that has a cactus up its arse
« Japanese »
My head is hurt like the duck which eats the cactus on the anus
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129
When you have children of your own, I only hope they make you as miserable as you've made me!
« Danish »
Where you've kids to yours own , I only hope they give rise to you that is to say wretched that is to say you've built me!
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126
To live by the sword, I must die by the sword by which I live
« Norwegian »
TO feed on sword , I be bound to die at sword by I live
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125
I have a piercing on my cock
« Czech »
SELF hold a stringent next has cock
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I have a piercing on my cock
« Spanish »
I have a perforation in my hammer
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142
They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat
« Japanese »
They being mutual, their meats speak by fluttering. As for them passing by their meats, it can sing with gushing the air
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They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat
« Russian »
They speak in way to flap their meat on themselves. They can even ripen by way squirting air through their meat
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They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat
« Dutch »
They speak by applauding their flesh at each other. They can even sing by air by their flesh squirting
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I like pie.
« Norwegian »
I equal pie.
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