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Sometimes all I want to do is have sex. Other times, I just want to lie under the blankets, warm and cozy and in love.
« Japanese »
時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Occasionally everything which you think that I would like to do, is to have characteristic. Other time, I exactly under the blanket, and atmosphere am good warmly, is and we would like there to be love.

時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿él importaría a él para acompañar a mí para tomar algo?
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125
When the rice is about to boil, take it off the stove and drain the excess for the upcoming human sacrifice.
« Japanese »
Approximately time of the thing where the United States boils take that from the stove separated, super undeserved for sacrifice of the following human flow out.
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207
Donkey Kong.
« Norwegian »
Esel Kong.
Ass Paramount.
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112
I love my wife dearly.
« Spanish »
Master to my dear wife.
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113
I am very tall. Almost 7 foot.
« Chinese (traditional) »
I am extremely high. Nearly 7 feet.
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102
I am god
« Korean »
나는 신이다
Me it is shoes
by ios
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160
Security Officer
« Latin »
Hostage Service
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106
Tell me you are kidding!
« Russian »
Say to me, you is which you lamb!
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107
Holy crap!
« Russian »
Святейшая гречиха!
Holiest is buckwheat!
Ivan looked at me angrily and said: "What are you feeding me?"
« Russian »
Ivan That looked said to me is angry and: "they will be you giving by 4?"
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Doggie style.
« Icelandic »
Doggie bag style.
Nice shirts like you!