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Sometimes all I want to do is have sex. Other times, I just want to lie under the blankets, warm and cozy and in love.
« Japanese »
時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Occasionally everything which you think that I would like to do, is to have characteristic. Other time, I exactly under the blanket, and atmosphere am good warmly, is and we would like there to be love.

時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿él importaría a él para acompañar a mí para tomar algo?
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I have a giant penis.
« Japanese »
私に巨大な陰茎がある。
There is an enormous penis in me.
by Streetrunner
Why is my boner 10 feet long?
« Greek »
Γιατί είναι το boner μου 10 πόδια μακροχρόνιο;
Why it is boner my 10 legs long-lasting?
by Streetrunner
My hovercraft is full of eels!
« Serbian »
Moj vozilo koje lebdi na jastuku komprimovanog vazduha 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu pun eels!
My vehicle which hover over bolster compressed air 3. wis with IT BE from present teeming eels!
by vigilante
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
« Japanese »
私はこの記録、それを傷付く買わない。
I am hurt this record, you do not buy that.
by vigilante
Meow, I am a kitty cat.
« French »
Meow, je suis un chat de minou.
Meow, I am a cat of pussy.
Would you like to lick my flabby, fat whore smothered in vinegar?
« Chinese (simplified) »
您要不要舔在醋窒息的我松软,肥胖妓女?
You must lick me who suffocates in the vinegar to be soft, obese prostitute?
by xXGothLeprechaunXx
Poopoo
« Croatian »
krma, iscrpsti
stern , work out
by Streetrunner
What the fuck?
« Korean »
무엇 성교?
What sexual intercourse?
by Streetrunner
Everybody in the club is getting tipsy.
« Dutch »
Iedereen in de club wordt beneveld.
Everyone in the club is misted.
by Streetrunner
If I ate poo, would you help me?
« Italian »
Se mangiassi il poo, lo aiutereste?
If you ate the poo you would help, it?
Nice shirts like you!