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Sometimes all I want to do is have sex. Other times, I just want to lie under the blankets, warm and cozy and in love.
« Japanese »
時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Occasionally everything which you think that I would like to do, is to have characteristic. Other time, I exactly under the blanket, and atmosphere am good warmly, is and we would like there to be love.

時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿él importaría a él para acompañar a mí para tomar algo?
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what the fuck
« Icelandic »
hvaða the ríða
;fn) the screw
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delicious soft cookies
« Welsh »
'n bêr 'n esmwyth cookies
' heartburn spear ' heartburn soft cookies
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Sweaty balls
« Chinese (simplified) »
满身是汗的球
The whole body is the perspiration ball
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Sweaty balls
« Korean »
땀투성이 공
The [thwu] characteristic picking public affairs
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i need to poop and you need to pee.
« Spanish »
necesito impulso y usted necesita hacer pis.
I need impulse and you need to make piss.
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Hot liquid poo.
« Welsh »
'n boeth gwlyb poo.
' heartburn hot wet poo.
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I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she may have put it on a public bathroom floor.
« Croatian »
Ja ne mogu popipati bilo koji žena novčarka iz straha ona svibanj imati baciti Internet na narodni kupaonica pod.
I can't touch whichever woman wallet for fear she May have throw away IT at an public toilet under.
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I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she may have put it on a public bathroom floor.
« Dutch »
I can' t aanraking om het even welke woman' s beurs voor vrees zij het op een openbare badkamersvloer kan gezet hebben.
I can' t contact any woman' s grant for apprehension she can have put it on a public bathroom floor.
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Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one.
« Icelandic »
Áður ÉG borða flís , ÉG verða að líta inn the poki fyrir a fullkominn einn.
Theretofore I eat tile , I have to call in the sack pay lip service to a whole-hearted single.
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Should I dance like a slut?‎
« Croatian »
Bi trebao JA ples poput bludnica? ‎
Should I leap like the whore? ‎
Nice shirts like you!