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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again.
« Japanese »
私は悪い残存物と今朝目覚め、私の陰茎は再度行方不明だった。
I awoke bad remains ones and now morning, my penis for the second time was the whereabouts unclear.

私は悪い残存物と今朝目覚め、私の陰茎は再度行方不明だった。
Usted es una mujer increíblemente hermosa. ¿él importaría a él para acompañar a mí para tomar algo?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
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When the rice is about to boil, take it off the stove and drain the excess for the upcoming human sacrifice.
« Japanese »
Approximately time of the thing where the United States boils take that from the stove separated, super undeserved for sacrifice of the following human flow out.
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Donkey Kong.
« Norwegian »
Esel Kong.
Ass Paramount.
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I love my wife dearly.
« Spanish »
Master to my dear wife.
:)
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I am very tall. Almost 7 foot.
« Chinese (traditional) »
I am extremely high. Nearly 7 feet.
:)
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I am god
« Korean »
나는 신이다
Me it is shoes
by ios
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Security Officer
« Latin »
Hostage Service
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Tell me you are kidding!
« Russian »
Say to me, you is which you lamb!
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Holy crap!
« Russian »
Святейшая гречиха!
Holiest is buckwheat!
Ivan looked at me angrily and said: "What are you feeding me?"
« Russian »
Ivan That looked said to me is angry and: "they will be you giving by 4?"
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Doggie style.
« Icelandic »
Doggie bag style.
Nice shirts like you!