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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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The sushi is good, but the rice is cooked wrong and tastes like testicles.
« Japanese »
寿司はよいが、米は間違って調理され、睾丸のように味がする。
The sushi is good, but the United States is by mistake cooked, like the testis taste does.
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I wanna die
« Filipino »
ako wanna mamatay
me wanna perish
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positive cocking
« Korean »
Affirmative cock
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106
school is lame
« Norwegian »
skolen er klagesang
school am lament
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What are we going to eat tomorrow for dinner?
« Japanese »
私達は何を夕食のために明日食べる行っているか。
We tomorrow eat what because of dinner, it has gone?
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may i help you
« Danish »
må jeg hjælp jer
can i benefits you
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His eyes widened as the paintball fired into his throat at 300 feet per second
« Greek »
His eyes that were extended as paintball put fire in his neck in 300 legs per second
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i am horny
« Chinese (simplified) »
我是有角的
I have the angle
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I believe in English. It's so difficult.
« Danish »
JEG tro på Engelsk. Det er altså besværlig.
I bought British. It is consequently arduous.
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I can talk about all the things that make me happy (and they are many). If you know me, enjoy. If you don't know me, hi!
« Latin »
I can say whole occurrence when to set in place me rejoicing ( and they are many more ). If you wish you to occupy me , to use. If you wish you don't to occupy me THESE are loyal to the king!
Nice shirts like you!