My testicles are bigger than the state of Texas and Chuck Norris is cool but not cooler than a 300 kilo man getting his balls shaved with a chainsaw. By the way i have a sick mind ha ha.
« Chinese (traditional) »
My testicle cool but not cool obtains his ball the Texas state and
Chuck Norris 300 kilogram people to blow is bigger than with chainsaw.
I by the way have a morbid state brains ha ha.
The moment i start to erect, the earth start shaking
« Czech »
The stress self ventilate to normal , the run ventilate shatter
by Gorgi
Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
« Latin »
Yesterday , Whole my troublesome to be seen so far absent , Now this facial expression when sentiment they're this to stay Oh , I to clear upon yesterday.
my feet stink like grated cheese
나의 발은 간 치즈 같이 악취가 난다
_ or shot between cheese together offensive odor be born
That's exactly what I was looking for.
« Turkish »
many that complete not I was movement in.
by Pomme
My head hurts like a duck that has a cactus up its arse
« Japanese »
My head is hurt like the duck which eats the cactus on the anus
Well, damn.
« Chinese (traditional) »
很好, 非常。
Very good, extremely.
Go ahead, make my day.
« Filipino »
go ahead , fashion my daytime.
