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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Santa Claus
« Serbian »
Djed Mraz
Grandpapa Bleakness
by betaiotamu
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My head hurts like a duck that has a cactus up its arse
« Japanese »
My head is hurt like the duck which eats the cactus on the anus
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My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
« Icelandic »
Minn nafn er Inigo Myndblöndun , þú óvirkur minn faðir , undirbúa til deyja.
My name is Inigo Montage , you inactive my sire , set up to die.
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How many people were watching me fish this site?
« Japanese »
It is no people 々 and does the fish this place see me?
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I fucked her yesterday
« Russian »
4 fucked it yesterday
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Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to Hello operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me I will chop off your behind!
« Danish »
Føle savnet af Lucy fik en steamboat , den steamboat fik en klokke. Føle savnet af Lucy blev hen til himmel og den steamboat blev hen til Hallo maskinarbejder , behage indrømme mig antal ni , og selv om jer afbryde mig Ja hugge ned af jeres hale!
Miss Lucy getting a steamboat , the steamboat getting a bell. Miss Lucy went to sky and the steamboat went to Hello operator , please admit me number nine , and even though you abort me Certainly nick down from yours fanny!
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I want to fuck you and have deep lustful sex with you. And then I want to watch it and have sex again with you while it plays.
« Japanese »
私は性交し、あなたが付いている深く貪欲な性を持ちたいと思う。 そして私は遊ぶ間、それを再度見、あなたが付いている性を持ちたいと思う。
I have sexual intercourse, you have been attached, we would like to have avaricious characteristic deeply. And I while playing, look at that for the second time, would like to have the characteristic where you have been attached.
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I love to eat deep fried frogs legs
« Japanese »
As for me the fact that the frog foot which was fried is eaten is loved
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English to _________ and back again. See what's lost (or gained) in translation.
« Japanese »
再度_________ 及び背部への英語。(失われるか、または) 得られるものが翻訳で見なさい。
For the second time English to the _________ and the back section. (It is lost, or or) those which are obtained see with translation.
by GoGo
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Don't worry about a thing, because every little thing is going to be alright.
« Welsh »
Gwisga t bendroni am beth , achos 'n bob hychydig beth ydy yn cerdded at bod alright.
I dress tower worry about thing , because ' heartburn each few thing he is being walking to be alright.
by Luisa
Nice shirts like you!