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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Fuck me, I'm dying!
« Chinese (traditional) »
與我性交, 我垂危!
With my sexual intercourse, I critically ill!
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i am going to evacuate my bowels
« Chinese (traditional) »
我撤出我的腸
I withdraw my intestines
by matt horan
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Wake up on the wrong side of the bed
« Welsh »
Ddeffro i fyny acha 'r c ochra chan 'r gorweddfa
Rouse up astride ' group dogs I side with ' group bed
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My testicles are bigger than the state of Texas and Chuck Norris is cool but not cooler than a 300 kilo man getting his balls shaved with a chainsaw. By the way i have a sick mind ha ha.
« Chinese (traditional) »
My testicle cool but not cool obtains his ball the Texas state and Chuck Norris 300 kilogram people to blow is bigger than with chainsaw. I by the way have a morbid state brains ha ha.
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hi
« Welsh »
emind, she, her, it
emind she , challenge , to
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Scott waxes her back.
« Portuguese »
Scott waxes it stops backwards.
by Paul
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Can I come on your tits.
« Chinese (traditional) »
能我來在您的山雀。
Can I come in yours tit.
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Do you want to go on a date?
« Danish »
Get you ville gladly prosecute a date?
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I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she may have put it on a public bathroom floor.
« Croatian »
Ja ne mogu popipati bilo koji žena novčarka iz straha ona svibanj imati baciti Internet na narodni kupaonica pod.
I can't touch whichever woman wallet for fear she May have throw away IT at an public toilet under.
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So raise your glass if you are wrong In all the right ways All my underdogs, we will never be, never be Anything but loud And nitty gritty dirty little freaks Won't you come on, and come on, and Raise your glass Just come on and come and Raise Your Glass!
« Icelandic »
Svo ala upp þinn gler ef þú ert rangur Alls the réttur lifnaðarhættir Allur minn lítilmagni , við vilja aldrei vera , aldrei vera Allt annað en hávær Og snotur sendinn óhreinn lítill viðundur Myndað af will not þú batna , og batna , og Ala upp þinn gler Réttlátur batna og koma og Ala upp Þinn Gler!
Thus breed thy glazing maybe you art wrong Altogether the right ways Total my underdog , accustom wish never be , never be Anything but vociferous And sightly sandy unclean small freak Alluvial with will avail you recover , and recover , and Breed thy glazing Righteous recover and come and Breed Thy Glazing!
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