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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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yes, i would like you to scratch my back.
« Japanese »
はい、私は私の背部を傷付けるために望む。
It is, I desire in order to damage my back section.
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A skunk's anal gland produces a vile odor that is hard to get rid of.
« Danish »
EN skunk's analog kirtel producerer en nederdrægtig odor det vil sige skrap hen til komme af med.
A skunk's analogous gland produces a villainously odor ie sticky to get rid of.
They see me rollin, they hatin, patrolin trying to catch me riding dirty.
« Japanese »
彼らは私にrollin、彼らhatin、私をつかまえることを試みるpatrolin汚れた乗馬会う。
They rollin, patrolin which tries the fact that they hatin and I are caught the horseback riding which becomes dirty meet in me.
They see me rollin, they hatin, patrolin trying to catch me riding dirty
« Greek »
Μου βλέπουν το rollin, αυτοί hatin, patrolin που προσπαθεί να με πιάσουν οδήγηση βρώμικη
My see rollin, those hatin, patrolin that try me they touch control dirty
I take you to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.
« Korean »
나는 나의 남편이고기 위하여, 이제부터, 좋건 나쁘건 가지고 있고기 위하여 그리고, 더 부유한을 위해, 더 가난한을 위해, 건강할때나 아플때나, 사랑에 붙들고 품기 위하여 당신을 가지고 간다; 이제부터 죽음까지 저희를 부분 하십시오.
I hang and in order me the husband the meat, from now, [coh] or the [ppu] i hang and i am having and in order and, more floated respects, was poorer i respect and, when being healthy, when being sick, in love to catch, you and in order to cherish i have i go; From now until dead us part do.
you're a jerk.
« Hungarian »
you're egy megránt.
you're one yank.
Your breathe smells horrible
« Korean »
당신 무서운 냄새를 호흡하십시오
You breathe the horrible smell
Hello there sir, may i have sex with you? If so, could i also ejaculate inside your anal region
« Dutch »
Hello daar de heer, kan ik geslacht met u hebben? Als zo, kon ik ook binnen uw anaal gebied ejaculeren
Hello the lord there, are possible I slaughtered with you have? As this way, I could ejaculate also within your anal area
boring stuff should not appear on this site because it makes me not keen as a bean
« Japanese »
退屈な原料はこの場所で私を豆として鋭敏にさせるので現われるべきではない
Because the boring raw materials make acute me as a bean at this place, we should not appear,
Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down and I would like to take a minute just sit right there I will tell you how i became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground my momma said most of my days chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys they were up to no good started making trouble in our neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said your moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, i yelled to the cabbie Yo home, smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
« Japanese »
今度はこれは私がベル・エアと呼ばれた町の王子にいかになったか得られた私の生命がいかにについての逆さまにねじれた私がちょうど坐らせる正しくそこで私を言う分かかることを望むか物語完全にであり。 運動場で耐えられ、上がった西のフィラデルヒィアでは私のmommaは冷える私の日のほとんどをmaxing言い、二三人の人がよいよまでの彼ら私達の近隣の悩みに私をさせ始められなかったときに学校の外のb球を撃つすべての涼しいおよびすべてを緩めることは得られた1つの少し戦いおよび私のお母さんでおびえさせた彼女を言ったベル・エアのあなたの伯母さんそして叔父さんとのあなたの移動を得た 何でもベル・エアに私、忘れていればそれをyoの家このタクシーはまれだったが、私はnahを考えたと言うことができれば私にタクシーのために笛を吹き、ナンバープレートの近くに来たときに新しい言い、そしてミラーでダイスがあった! 私は7についての家に抜いたまたは8、私はcabbieのYoの家に、後でかぐ叫んだ! 私が最終的にそこにベル・エアの王子として私の王位で置かれることいた私の王国を見た
This time as for this, how you became Oji of the town where I was called the bell air my life which is obtained how concerning whether the amount which just says me there where I who am twisted upside down make sit down exactly you desire the fact that it is required it is the story complete. It withstands at the athletic field, with [huiraderuhiia] the west which rises the majority of my days which become cold maxing it calls my momma, 23 people are good, to point to me to trouble of their our neighborhoods, when being begun, everything which shoots the b sphere outside the school it is cool and as for loosening everything if one a little fight which is obtained and with anything which obtains your movement your aunt of the bell air which said her whom it makes can have with my mother and from the uncle me, you had forgotten in the bell air, that this taxi of the house of yo be fixed was, butIf as for me it can do to think of nah, when in me you blow the whistle because of the taxi, coming to the vicinity of the license plate there were dies with the new saying, and mirror! I pulled out in the house concerning 7 or 8, I shouted in the house of Yo of cabbie, after the [gu] hugely! I finally placing in there with my throne as Oji of the bell air you looked at my kingdom which is
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