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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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So, my nut sack has just transformed and is now smelling of something of the pineapple persuasion.
« Welsh »
Fel , 'm chneuen sacha has jyst drawsffurfiedig a ydy awron yn arogleuo chan rhywbeth chan 'r pineapple berswâd.
Like , ' ores nut I sack ace just transformed I go he is being now scenting with something with ' group pineapple persuasion.
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon.
« Japanese »
ちょっと騙す、猫および止め枠の月に跳ばれる牛騙しなさい。
Just a little it swindles, the cat and the cow which is jumped to month of fiddle swindle.
I fucked your mom last night.
« Czech »
JÁ nasraný na tvůj maminka včera večer.
SELF ticked off yours mummifymumifiziert last night.
you smell like tuna fish bitch
« Danish »
jer lugt lige tuna fisk beklagelse
you smell straight tuna fish regret
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate is the path of the Dark Side.
« Norwegian »
Rank innlede å sinne. Sinne innlede å hat. Hat er forbindelsesveien av det Mørk Side.
Fearless launch to fierceness. Fierceness launch to hat. Hat am the path at facts Black Agedown.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree
« Welsh »
Acha 'r 'n ddeuddegfed ddiwrnod chan Nadolig , 'm 'n ddiau cara 'n anfonedig ata 'n ddeuddeg dabyrddwyr yn tabyrddu , Hun ar ddeg bibyddion yn pibo , Ddeg arglwyddi a - yn llamsach , 'n naw arglwyddesau yn dawnsio , Wyth forynion a - yn godro , 'n saith alarchau a - yn nofio , Chwech gwyddau a - laying , Bum 'n euraid amgarnau , 'n bedwar yn galw adar , 'n dri 'n Ffrengig hieir , 'n ddau chrwban cholomennod , A betrisen mewn ellygwydden
Astride ' group ' heartburn twelfth day with Christmas , ' ores ' heartburn true I love ' heartburn sent to ' heartburn twelve drummers drumming , Eleven pipers piping , Ten lords I go striding , ' heartburn son-in-law ladies dancing , Eight maids I go milking , ' heartburn seven swans I go swimming , Six geese I go laying , Five ' heartburn golden circles , ' heartburn four calling birds , ' heartburn three ' heartburn French hens , ' heartburn two tortoise doves , I Go partridge in pear tree
She was knocking me out with those American thighs.
« Slovenian »
je bla udarec mi jasno s oni American stegno.
she was whip we with telling effect with those The New World thigh.
im going to kill you later tonight at the baseball diamond
« Japanese »
内野で今夜後で殺すことを行くim
At the infield killing after the tonight im where it goes
Would you like to lick my flabby, fat whore smothered in vinegar?
« Chinese (simplified) »
您要不要舔在醋窒息的我松软,肥胖妓女?
You must lick me who suffocates in the vinegar to be soft, obese prostitute?
by xXGothLeprechaunXx
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that any man in possession of a sizable fortune must be in want of a wife.
« Japanese »
それは妻が必要で一般にかなり大きい幸運を所有して、そのあらゆる人認められる真実あるなるである。
As for that the wife being necessary, generally owning rather large good fortune, that all person there is a truth which is recognized it becomes, is.
Nice shirts like you!