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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that any man in possession of a sizable fortune must be in want of a wife.
« Danish »
Den er en sandhed som gælder de fleste indrømmet , at hvilken som helst menneskene i nydelse i en sizable skæbnen skal savne en kone.
It is a truth general acknowledged , that any man to taking to a sizable the destiny shall miss a housewife.
Intercourse with a sexy, zombified nazi chick with a fork sticking out of her neck was strangely nice.
« Spanish »
La cópula con un polluelo nazi atractivo, zombified con una bifurcación que se pegaba fuera de su cuello era extraño agradable.
The copula with an attractive Nazi chick, zombified with a bifurcation that stuck outside its neck was strange pleasant.
My name is Joe, I am from England.
« Slovenian »
moje ime je vojak , jaz sem s angleški.
my name is warrior , it's me with Sassenach.
Have a heart, will you?
« Chinese (simplified) »
有心脏,是?
Has the heart, is?
by verne
Bo'k te mazo.
« Croatian »
Bo'k these masochist.
Bo'k te mazohist.
by jura
There are ducks in my head, and i think im going to be dead.
« Filipino »
diyan ay umilag di akin panguluhan , at ako isipin im pag-alis sa maaari patay.
there are duck in my head , and me think im pag - deprive toward possible extinct.
it is seven in the morning and i have no idea why i am still awake
« Japanese »
朝の7時であり、私がまだ目がさめているなぜか私はわからない
7 of morning o'clock is, I have awakened still the eye, I do not know why,
I want to have wild passionate sex with you.
« Korean »
나는 당신과 가진 사나운 열렬한 성이 있고 싶다.
I have and with you there is a characteristic which is passionate.
who lives in a pineapple under the sea
« Japanese »
だれが海の下にパイナップルに住んでいるか
Someone under the sea has lived in the pineapple?
by by
I have found that the most important thing to want in a woman is the absence of a penis.
« Welsh »
Canfyddais a 'r 'n bwysica beth at angen mewn benyw ydy 'r absen chan a penis.
I saw I go ' group ' heartburn most important thing to need in female he is being ' group slander with I go was miscarrying.
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