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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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get off me jerk. You are heavy and sweaty and you have a small penis.
« Czech »
odstranit mne škubnout. Tebe ar těžký a pot a tebe mít jeden malý pyj.
supplant me wrench. You are weighty plus sweat plus you hold a sparing phallus.
Your poop smells horrible
« Japanese »
あなたの船尾は恐ろしく臭いがする
Smell does your stern fearfully
I love eating pussy.
« Hungarian »
ÉN szerelem étkezési cica.
AM I love eating pussycat.
the day the earth stood still
« Chinese (simplified) »
地球直站的天
Earth straight station day
by fiskeben
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!
« Japanese »
…ニシンが付いている森林の最も強大な木を削減しなければならない!
… The mightiest wood of the forest where the herring has been attached must be reduced!
David Glasgow Farragut was a flag officer of the United States Navy during the American Civil War. He was the first rear admiral, vice admiral, and admiral of the Navy. He is remembered in popular culture for his order at the Battle of Mobile Bay, usually paraphrased: "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!"
« Japanese »
デイヴィッドグラスゴーFarragutはアメリカ南北戦争の間に米国海軍の海軍将官だった。 彼は海軍の最初の海将補、海軍中将および海軍大将だった。 彼は通常パラフレーズされるモビール湾の戦いの彼の順序のための大衆文化で、覚えられている: " 全速力魚雷を前方に酷評しなさい! "
[deivuitsudogurasugo] Farragut was the admiral of the US Navy between the American Civil War. He first Rear Admiral of the navy, was VADM and the admiral. He is remembered with popular culture for that order of fight of the mobile bay which usually the paraphrase is done: " Severely criticize the full speed torpedo in the front! "
you fucked her. she fucked the other dude. now you have crabs. loser
« Japanese »
彼女と性交した。 彼女は他の男と性交した。 今カニがある。 敗者
Her it had sexual intercourse. She had sexual intercourse the other man. Now there is a crab. Loser
I'm eating toast, care to join me in this session of toast eating?
« Japanese »
I' トーストの食べることのこの会議の私を結合するためにトースト、心配を食べるmか。
I' M where the toast and worry are eaten in order to connect me of at this meeting of the thing which the toast is eaten.
Wanna have sex?
« Chinese (simplified) »
想要有性?
Wants to have the nature?
I have a problem with my constipation
« Serbian »
JA imati jedan problem s moj začepljenje
I have a puzzle with my clog
Nice shirts like you!