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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Stop, hammer time!
« Danish »
Stop , hammer walk!
by Matty
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My dick feels like it's on fire.
« Spanish »
My dick feels as he burns.
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What the fuck?
« French »
Ce qui la baise ?
What kisses it?
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What the fuck are you doing? Stop doing that to the cat
« Japanese »
性交は何をしているか。 猫にそれをすることを止めなさい
Has sexual intercourse done what? Stop the fact that it does that in the cat
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I'm going to listen to the music band
« Turkish »
I'm gidiş -e doğru seslemek belgili tanımlık müzik şerit
I'm going had straight hearken the Western style music ribbon
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I got me a car, it's as big as a whale; and we're heading on down to the love shack.
« Russian »
I obtained to me automobile, him as large as Chinese; and we head on up to shack the love.
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Do you want to go on a date?
« Danish »
Get you ville gladly prosecute a date?
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well, if you are willing to read a bunch of nonsense text Ideas that I have been coming up with, go ahead
« Welsh »
bydew , ai ach bodlon o darllen bagad chan chybôl destun Ddrychfeddyliau a Buais yn d i fyny ag , cer o flaen
well , or you are being willing to read host with nonsense text Ideas I go I Was coming up with , go before
by em
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Sweaty balls
« Chinese (simplified) »
满身是汗的球
The whole body is the perspiration ball
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You're really pretty. Wanna go grab a coffee?
« Latin »
You're vere pulchellus. Wanna vado carpo a capulus?
You're truly pretty. Wanna go to pluck a coffin?
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