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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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suck my dick
« Portuguese »
sugue meu dick
dick sucks mine
The no pussy blues
« Croatian »
nijedan mačkica melankolija
on no account kitty melancholia
They see me rolling, they hating, patrolling, and trying to catch me riding dirty
« Korean »
그들은 저를 회전, 미워하고, 경비하고, 저를 붙잡는 것을 시도해 더러운 승차 본다
They rotate me, to hate, they guard, the fact that seizes me and they attempt riding in a car they see
Bite my shiny metal ass!
« Chinese (simplified) »
咬住我发光的金属驴子!
Bites metal donkey which I shine!
Get out of here
« Dutch »
Word hier uit
Become
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the former.
« Japanese »
2つの事は無限である: 宇宙および人間の愚かさ; そして私は前について確実ではない。
Two things are unlimited: Foolishness of outer space and human; And I am not secure concerning before.
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Russian »
Вы будете неимоверно красивейшей женщиной. Вы соединили бы меня для питья?
You will be incredibly most beautiful woman. You would connect me for the drink?
Today I was drunk driving when I crashed in the sewer full of shit. The fucking policeman gave me a ticket for reckless driving that motherfucker
« Korean »
오늘 나는 나가 배설물의 하수구에서 충분히 부술 때 취중 운전이었다. 지독한 경찰관은 저에게 motherfucker 부주의 운전을 위한 표를 주었다
Today I when I break enough from the drain of the body waste, was drunk driving. The police officer who is severe gives the ticket for motherfucker reckless drivings in me,
You know, like a corn dog.
« Latin »
Vos teneo , amo a corn canis.
You to occupy , to love a horns dog.
Walk with me.
« Japanese »
私が付いている歩行。
Walking where I have been attached.
Nice shirts like you!