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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I love your mom!
« Welsh »
Cara 'ch mom!
I love ' dogs bomb!
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, whiping cum off his chin, if my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.
« Japanese »
一度嫌なやつがあった従って長く彼がそれを吸うことができるNantucketから人あった。 彼は彼の顎を離れて付きでwhipingにやにや笑いと私の耳が私がそれと性交するcunt言った。
The person it was from Nantucket which was one time hateful person and therefore he can inhale that long. As for him the whiping grinningly laughing my ear I that cunt which has sexual intercourse said with the attachment from that jaw separated.
How are you doing, buddy? I love running.
« Czech »
Jak se máte jednání , kámoš? JÁ Amor běh.
How do you do negotiation , chum? SELF Love swift.
by ee
Carrot party at my house on Thursday.
« Norwegian »
Vognen parti i min alder huset opp på Torsdag.
Carriage consignment at my age cottage up at Thursday.
The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last dying breath i would apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
« Icelandic »
The sannleikur er þú ) rista minn háls og með minn einn síðastur deyjandi andardráttur ég vildi varnarræða fyrir fjandans á þinn skyrta.
The truth is you ) toast my cervix and with my single rearmost moribund breath I would disputation pay lip service to damn river thy shirt.
I regret to inform you that your mother has passed away.
« Slovenian »
žal mi je sporočiti vi to vaš mati has prelaz stran.
žal we there is write you this yours venter has passage wing.
by Ethan
Oh no!
« Korean »
오하이오 아니오!
Be Ohio!
by Sybe
I have an itch.
« Filipino »
ako may isa kumati.
me have an recede.
Sonic, He can really move! Sonic, He's got an attitude! Sonic, He's the fastest thing alive!
« Spanish »
¡Acústico, él puede moverse realmente! Acústico, He' ¡s consiguió una actitud! Acústico, He' ¡s la cosa más rápida viva!
Hearing aid, he can really move! Hearing aid, He' s secured an attitude! Hearing aid, He' s the fastest thing lives!
by Shane Peltzer
I want to buy an apple.
« Japanese »
私はりんごを買いたいと思う。
I think that we would like to buy the apple.
Nice shirts like you!