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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Can I have your number?
« Chinese (traditional) »
我可以有您的數字?
I may have your digit?
i wear my heart on my sleeve
« Italian »
porto il mio cuore sul mio manicotto
port my heart on my muff
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
« Japanese »
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
will you get naked and fuck?
« Japanese »
露出し、性交に得るか。
It exposes, obtains in sexual intercourse?
Ground control to Major Tom
« Slovenian »
zemlja pregled imeti za glavni predmet Tomaž
world X ray examination to major in Tom
I ran rampant through the city killing hundreds of people
« Russian »
Я побежал необузданное через сотниы умерщвления города людей
I broke into a run not bridled through [sotniy] of killing the city of the people
by Brian Anthony Reynolds
i am the most awesome person to ever live
« Chinese (simplified) »
我是居住的最令人敬畏的人
I am the housing most formidable person
If Harry Potter is so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
« French »
Si Harry Potter est si magique, pourquoi la pente il traitent sa propre vue et obtiennent étendue. Un homme d'adolescent ne devrait pas avoir besoin d'un manche à  balai pour s'accrocher sur.
If Harry Potter is so magic, why the slope it treat its own sight and obtain wide. A man d' teenager should not need d' a handle with  brush for s' to hang on.
love is beautiful thing. make love not war.
« Danish »
elske er smuk genstand. skabe elske ikke krig.
love is good-looking drink. give rise to love no warfare.
I will be your friend no matter what you put inside your anus.
« Japanese »
私はあなたのanusの中に置くあなたの友人である。
I am your friend who is placed in your anus.
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