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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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play ball!
« Czech »
činnost genitálie!
working testicle!
I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
« Korean »
나는 작은 찻주전자, 간결 및 흑맥주 이다.
Me the small Chas kettle, brevity and it is a black pulse week.
Intercourse with a sexy, zombified nazi chick with a fork sticking out of her neck was strangely nice.
« Spanish »
La cópula con un polluelo nazi atractivo, zombified con una bifurcación que se pegaba fuera de su cuello era extraño agradable.
The copula with an attractive Nazi chick, zombified with a bifurcation that stuck outside its neck was strange pleasant.
I swallow
« Welsh »
Llowcia
I swallow, I gulp, I will swallow, I will be swallowing, I will gulp, I will be gulping, he swallows, she swallows, it swallows, he gulps, she gulps
It is a universally acknowledged truth that a single man in possession of a large fortune must be in want of a wife.
« Chinese (traditional) »
它是普遍地被承認的真相擁有大時運的一個唯一人必须是需要妻子。
It is the truth which acknowledged is had a big fortune only person to generally be needs the wife.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
« Chinese (simplified) »
如果木牛颈肉可能轻拍木头,木头可能轻拍多少木头牛颈肉?
If the wooden ox neck meat possibly pats the wood, how many wood stubborn meat the wood possibly does pat?
Kiss my ass.
« Greek »
Φιλήστε το βοηθό μου.
Kiss my assistant.
by Foster
my penis glows during eloquent fucking
« Chinese (simplified) »
在雄辩的该死的混蛋期间,我的阴茎发光
In incontrovertibly should die bastard period, my penis illumination
Show me the money!
« Norwegian »
Viser meg pengene!
Demonstrate my bread!
by Brett
moje hlače su zelene a majca crna
« Croatian »
moje hlače su zelene majca crna
my trousers have been verdant majca crna
Nice shirts like you!