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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Can I put my penis in you? Sure, I'm free Saturday. Does that work for you?
« Danish »
Kunne JEG opstille mig penis i jer? Sikker , Jeg er omkostningsfrit Lørdag. Gør at arbejde nemlig jer?
Could I pose me painful to you? Certain , I am free Saturday. Doing that jobs that is to say you?
by Shane (quote from Maninthebox)
There is no place like home!
« Korean »
가정 같이 아무 장소도 없다!
The family together there is not also anyone place! where
man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
« Chinese (simplified) »
上床与痒的二赖子的人醒与有臭味的手指
Goes to bed with bum's person who itches awakes with has the stink finger
Suck my dick, bitch.
« Spanish »
Aspire a mi dick, perra.
It inhales dick, dog.
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« Spanish »
" ¡Caballeros! Usted can' lucha de t adentro aquí; ¡éste es el cuarto de guerra! " - El Dr. Strangelove
" Horsemen! You can' fight of t inside here; this one is fourth the military one! " - The Dr. Strangelove
It is like a finger pointing the way to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
« Latin »
Is est amo a finger cuspis via ut luna. Operor non incumbo in finger vel vos mos requiro quicumque uranicus palma.
This is to love a finxi spear road when moon. To work not to apply oneself upon finxi or you will to seek etc heavenly glory.
I apologise for the damage done to your grandfather.
« Korean »
나는 주어진 당신의 할아버지에게 피해를 위해 사과한다.
I respect a damage apologize in your grandfather whom comes to give.
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Portuguese »
Prenda-me um dançarino minúsculo mais próximo. Conte os faróis na estrada. Coloque-me para baixo nas folhas do linho. Você teve um dia ocupado hoje
It arrests me a next very small dancer. It counts the lighthouses in the road. It places me for low in leves of the hemp. You had one day busy today
by Kat
Can I have your number?
« Italian »
Posso avere vostro numero?
I can have your number?
Jesus wants to eat your asshole with fish sauce.
« Croatian »
Isus ištanje to jesti tvoj asshole sa riba umak.
Jesus want this have you yours asshole from an fish juice.
Nice shirts like you!