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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Dutch »
Houd me dichter uiterst kleine danser. Tel de koplampen op de weg. Bepaal me in bladen van linnen. U had vandaag een bezige dag
Me keeps dense extremely small dancer. Tel the head lamps on the way. Stipulate me in bladen of linnen. YOU had today a busy day
by Kat
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« Greek »
" Κύριοι! Εσείς can' πάλη τ εδώ αυτό είναι το πολεμικό δωμάτιο! " - Ο Δρ Strangelove
&? quot Gentlemen! You can&? #039 fight t here this is the martial room! &? quot - Dr Strangelove
There is no place like home!
« Icelandic »
There er neitun staður eins og heimili!
There is repulse stead as though home!
bastard
« Japanese »
擬似
Imitation
Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.
« Welsh »
'n ddedwydd ydy hynny a breuddwydia breuddwydion a ydy 'n barod at dalu 'r brisio at gwna 'u d 'n ddiau.
' heartburn happy he is being that I go I dream we dreamt I go he is being ' heartburn ready to pay ' group price to do have gone heartburn ' heartburn true.
Can I have your number?
« Italian »
Posso avere vostro numero?
I can have your number?
As the marijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs
« French »
Comme les brûlures de marijuana nous peuvent prendre nos tours leur chantant des chansons de coup sec et dur sales
As the burns of marijuana can take our turns to us singing songs to them of dry and hard blow dirty
May I sniff your panties?
« Russian »
May я обнюхать ваши трусы?
May I to sniff your cowards?
I hate you with the intensity of a thousand desert suns.
« Czech »
To mi nejde pod vousy tebe jít s duchem času horlivost of tisíc neobydlený slunca.
It won't go down with me you with the age wholeheartedness of a thousand waste suns.
To whom it may concern, can i stay at your house tonight?
« Japanese »
関係当事者殿、私はあなたの家に今夜とどまってもいいか。
Related party, I tonight may be restricted to your house?
Nice shirts like you!