There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
To be or not to be!
by niko
jonathan livingston seagull
요나단 리빙스톤 갈매기
Only round the [su] ton sea gull
by hyrax49
Hello my name is John, I am a carpenter with a drinking problem
こんにちは私の名前はジョン、私である飲む問題の大工である
Today as for my name John, it is I and it is the carpenter of the problem which drinks
To be or not to be!
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭!
The survival destroys!
by niko
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!"
—Dr. Strangelove
" ; Messieurs ! Vous can' ; combat de t dedans ici ; c'est la salle "opérations renseignement" ! " ;
- Dr. Strangelove
& quot; Sirs! You can& #039; T fights inside here; c' is the room " operations renseignement" ! & quot;
- Dr. Strangelove
Some people like their cucumbers better pickled.
一些人民喜欢他们黄瓜更好烂醉如泥。
Some people like their cucumber being better are dead drunk.
this is a remarkably intriguing way of gathering unusual information from the world wide web.
is est a ingens intriguing via of gelamen novus notitia ex orbis terrarum prolixus textus.
this is a huge intriguing road of assembly novel knowledge out of the world wide woven cloth.
Please, clean up after your dog.
Per favore, pulisca dopo il vostro cane.
Please, it cleans up after your dog.
Hello, you are an awesome woman. I miss you very much!
Γειά σου, είστε τρομερή γυναίκα. Σας χάνω πάρα πολύ!
Hello, you are terrible woman. I lose to you too much!
by DelRay
