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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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The first foreign word Mr. Bandic ever learned was "kaj".
« Croatian »
najprije stran riječ Gospodin. Razbojnik ikada učen je kaj ".
first strange a word Mr. Bandit once literary had what ".
by memyself
Santa Claus is coming to town.
« Welsh »
Santa Claus ydy yn d at dref.
d hey would minimize he is being coming to town.
I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog's backside
« Hungarian »
Tudom amit -a képességek -ból visszatartás van mint nedves mint egy warthog's hátsó udvar
I know that the powers ból retention there is than madid than one warthog's door-yard
Poker in the front and liquor in the rear
« Danish »
Stød i den forside og lakrids bagude
Butt to the face and liquorice in the rear
The hell is empty. All the devils are here.
« Japanese »
地獄は空である。 悪魔全員はここにいる。
The hell is the sky. As for demoniac everyone it is here.
Do you want to have sex with me?
« Dutch »
Wilt u geslacht met me hebben?
Wants you slaughtered with me have?
dick
« Chinese (simplified) »
侦探
Spying
What is love?
« Welsh »
Beth ydy cara?
Thing he is being I love?
Ceiling cat is watching you fap
« Welsh »
Nen cath ydy yn bugeila 'ch fap
Ceiling cat he is being watching ' dogs map
what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for salad
« Chinese (simplified) »
什么是做在我的乳头的这些草莓我需要他们沙拉的
Anything does in mine nipple's these strawberries I needs their salad
Nice shirts like you!