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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Honey, I am home!
« Chinese (traditional) »
蜂蜜,我是家!
The honey, I am a family!
This is the exact problem with online instant translation services, they appear to never comprehend entire sentences.
« Greek »
Αυτό είναι το ακριβές πρόβλημα με τις σε απευθείας σύνδεση στιγμιαίες μεταφραστικές υπηρεσίες, εμφανίζονται να κατανοούν ποτέ τις ολόκληρες προτάσεις.
This is the precise problem with in direct connection instant translational services, is presented they comprehend never the entire proposals.
I would like to bang your ass.
« Japanese »
私はあなたのろばを強打することを望む。
I desire the fact that your donkey is hit hard.
you make me sick. on an unrelated note i really liked the movie beauty and the beast. it was superb
« Japanese »
私を病気にする。 無関係なノートで私は実際に映画美および獣を好んだ。 それはすばらしかった
I am designated as the sickness. I really liked movie beauty and the animal with unrelated note. That was splendid
ljubi te deda žika
« Croatian »
minion these deda žika
Minnie these deda žika
That is what she said.
« Bulgarian »
Този е какъв тя p.t. и p.p. от say.
Този е what тя p.t. and p.p. from say.
Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
« Croatian »
Život nije odmjeren mimo dah te uzeti ali mimo tren taj uzeti tvoj dah daleko.
Curriculum vitae is not undemonstrative past whiffle these to take limit past wink this to take yours whiffle far away.
there is a hole in my bucket
« Serbian »
onde 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu jedan rupa unutra moj kanta
beyond 3. wis with IT BE from present a limited space in my barrel
I'm your worst nightmare.
« Italian »
I' m. il vostro incubo più difettoso.
I' m. your defective incubus.
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Welsh corgi cardigan born to be bomba
« French »
Cardigan de corgi de Gallois soutenu pour être bomba
Cardigan of Welshman corgi supported to be bent
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