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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
what, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn batman!
« Chinese (simplified) »
什么,是您密集的? 您被减速或某事? 谁您认为我是? I' m该死的马弁!
What, is you are crowded? You are decelerated or something? Whose you did think that I am? I' m should die body guard!
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for some hot sex?
« Korean »
당신은 믿을 수 없을 만큼 아름다운 여자이다. 당신은 어떤 뜨거운 성을 위해 저를 결합할는가 것입니다?
You as will not be a possibility of believing are the beautiful woman. You what kind of respects a hot characteristic will combine me is a thing?
No drug dealing allowed here. This is a drug-free area.
« Bulgarian »
Íèêàêúâ ëåêàðñòâî ñäåëêà ïîçâîëÿâàì òóê. Òîçè å a ëåêàðñòâî - ñâîáîäåí ïëîù.
No ëåêàðñòâî transaction ïîçâîëÿâàì here. Òîçè å a ëåêàðñòâî free area.
by Ruffle
i want to get in your pants tonight
« Italian »
voglio ottenere stasera in vostri pantaloni
I want to obtain this evening in your pants
Slam dunk!
« Portuguese »
Húmido de batida!
Wet of stroke!
by Fluf
I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo goo joob.
« Hungarian »
Én a eggman. Ők a eggmen. Én a rozmár. Ragacs ragacs ragacs joob.
Am I the eggman. They are the eggmen. Am I the sea horse. Goo goo goo joob.
Can I have your number?
« Icelandic »
Geta ÉG hafa þinn tala?
Be able to I á brjósti thy irrational number?
During anal sex with an armadillo, the deformed zebra shouted at the top of his voice.
« Japanese »
アルマジロが付いているアナルセックスの間に、変形させたシマウマは彼の声の上で叫んだ。
During the anal sex where the armadillo has been attached, the zebra which it makes become deformed shouted with respect to that voice.
romeo romeo where for art thou romeo deny thy father and refuse thy name tis thy name is thy enemy though not thy self what is in a name wich by any name by a rose would smell as sweet
« Japanese »
ある何が菓子としてばらによるあらゆる名前によって臭いがする名前に芸術のあなたロミオのためにthy父を否定し、thy一流のtisをthy名前断りなさいロミオロミオはしかしthy敵thy自己ではない
A certain something in the name which smell does with all names by the rose as the candy Romeo's of art deny the thy father because of you, thy name refuse thy first-rate tis the Romeo Romeo measles to do it is not thy enemy thy oneself
by barney III
I prefer straightforward women.
« Japanese »
私は簡単な女性を好む。
I like the simple woman.
Nice shirts like you!