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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Who cares?
« Portuguese »
Quem se importa?
Who is imported?
My dick is a lot bigger than yours!
« German »
Mein Dick ist viel größer als Ihr!
My thick is much larger than it!
Why so serious?
« Hungarian »
Miért tehát súlyos?
Why ergo massive?
the internet is a series of tubes
« Dutch »
Internet is een reeks buizen
Internet is a range fails
Where is the nearest truck stop?
« Portuguese »
Onde está o batente de caminhão o mais próximo?
Where it is the jamb of the next truck?
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!
« Icelandic »
Giska á hvaða?! ÉG got a hiti , og the eini fyrirskipun. er fleiri týtuber!
Giska á river ;fn)?! I litter a temperature , and the sole prescription. is further mountain cranberry!
by Rick
That would be harsher punishment for parole violators. And world peace.
« Spanish »
Ése sería un castigo más áspero para los violadores de libertad condicional. Y paz del mundo.
That one would be a rougher punishment for the rapists of conditional freedom. And peace of the world.
where are the prostitutes?
« Chinese (traditional) »
在哪裡妓女?
In where prostitute?
by Rick
You light up my life.
« Serbian »
Te sjaj moj život.
You polish my existence.
by Troy
Can I have your number?
« Chinese (traditional) »
我可以有您的數字?
I may have your digit?
Nice shirts like you!