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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I could not stop for death, and so he kindly stopped for me.
« Slovenian »
jaz strjena lava ne zapora zakaj smrt , ter tudi on prisrčno mašilec navzlic.
yours truly indurate lava thingummy stop why utterance , and withal him well stopper with.
by pop
You look good in your dress. You would look better on my floor.
« Japanese »
あなたの服でよく見る。 私の床でよりよく見る。
Being your clothes you see carefully. Me you see more carefully in the floor.
You smell like salty garbage.
« Korean »
당신은 짠 쓰레기 같이 냄새맡는다.
You sniff the salty trash together.
I m going to kill myself
« Croatian »
JA m idući u ubiti ja osobno
I Munich going to zap myself
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one.
« Icelandic »
ÉG got 99 vandamál en the tík ain't einn.
I litter 99 puzzle while the bitch ain't single.
My penis is so long if I put it on the keyboard it would go from a to z.
« Greek »
Το πέος μου είναι τόσο μακρύ εάν τον έβαλα στο πληκτρολόγιο που θα πήγαινε από το α στο Ω.
My penis is so much long if I put him in the keyboard that would go from a to the [O].
by Terrence
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
« German »
Mein Milchshake holt alle Jungen zum Yard.
Mine milk-hooks gets all boys to the yard.
Go fuck your mother!
« Spanish »
¡Va la cogida su madre!
Her mother goes the catch!
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
« Portuguese »
Eu gosto de butts grandes e eu não posso encontrar-se.
I taste of butts great and I cannot meet.
by Meekish
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
« Croatian »
Na taj način čeznuti , i hvala za svi riba.
To this mode yearn , plus thank you for everything all fish.
by ognjen
Nice shirts like you!