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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Falcon Punch!
« Chinese (simplified) »
猎鹰拳打!
The falcon fights with the fists!
by Fluf
Please stop, or I will have to use unnecessary force on you. I do not want to have to do that.
« Japanese »
停止すれば、私はあなたの不必要な力を使用しなければならない。 私はそれをしなければなりたいと思う。
If it stops, I must use your unnecessary power. If I do not do that, we would like to become.
All your base are belong to us.
« Japanese »
あなたの基盤すべては私達に属するある。
Your basis everything belongs to us, it is.
If you said to me that you had a lollipop sticking out of your brain, I would yell "Dude, you have a peppermint lollipop sticking out of your head!!"
« Korean »
당신은 lollipop를 당신의 두뇌에서 찌른다고 먹었다고 당신이 저에게 말한 경우에, 나는 "를 고함칠 것입니다; 멋쟁이, 당신은 박하 lollipop가 당신의 머리에서 찌르는 있다!! "
You that stabs lollipop from your brain, said to this me of you ate, & They are seven things which inform quot; The dandy, you peppermint lollipop stab from your head and!! "
its 110 miles to chicago. we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. hit it
« Latin »
suus miles ut pullus. we've got a plenus lacus of gas , dimidium a sarcina of cigarettes. it's atrum quod we're taedium sunglasses. ledo is
his soldier when young. we've got a full a hollow of gas , half a bundle of cigarettes. it's dark and we're tedium sunglasses. strike this
When I look at your beautiful face, I weep in simple amazement.
« Croatian »
Našto JA pogledati tvoj lijep lice , JA plakati in jednostavan iznenađenje.
Whereupon I look at yours trig the license , I whimper in unsophisticated surprise.
we have to do something about these crappy translations
« Slovenian »
mi življati uganjati nekaj približno od this usedlina prevod
we have to practice white elephant thereby these settling version
by jan
There will most likely be a lot of errors in this text, but this automatic translator is my only way to communicate at this point, and I hope I will be somewhat understandable, at least until I can find someone fluent in English or in French.
« Japanese »
少なくとも私が誰かを英語またはフランス語で流暢見つけてもいいまで多分このテキストに多くの間違いがあるが、この自動訳者は私のこの時点で伝達し合う方法だけであり私が幾分理解しやすいことを私は望む。
At least, until I whoever fluency may find with English or French, perhaps there are many mistakes in this text, but this automatic translator is just the method to transmit at my this point in time and I desire the fact that I am easy to understand somewhat.
I would like a cold beer and a plate of nachos, please.
« Japanese »
私はnachosの冷えたビールそして版を、頂く。
I receive the beer and the edition where nachos becomes cold.
I am a friendly person
« Croatian »
Ja sam prijazan osoba
I am a woolly a person
Nice shirts like you!