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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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how big is your donkey
« French »
combien grand est votre âne
how much large is your ass
pain is inevitable suffering is optional
« Latin »
poena est inevitable patientia est optional
pain is inevitable patience is optional
If wolves had at your gate howled that stern time, you should have said Good porter, turn the key, all cruels else subscribed: but I shall see the winged vengeance overtake such children. (King Lear,3.7 with slight liberties taken)
« Korean »
선미 시간 늑대가 짖은 당신 문에 가지고 있던 경우에, 당신은, 돈다 열쇠를 좋은 관리인을 말했음에 틀림없다, 모든 cruels는 그밖에 구독했다: 그러나 나는 볼 것이다 공중을 난 복수는 그런 아이들을 따라잡는다. (Lear, 가지고 가는 경미한 자유에 3.7 임금)
Was having in your door where the stern timely wolf barks and in case, you were incorrect and the key which goes round to saying the good administrator, all cruels subscribed in addition: The air which is to see but the difficulty condensed water overtakes like that children. (Lear, has and in the freedom which is slight 3.7 wages)
sometimes i cry in the bathroom
« Japanese »
時々私は浴室で叫ぶ
Occasionally I shout at the bathroom
Get down with your bad self.
« Japanese »
あなたの悪い自己と降りなさい。
Get off with oneself where you are bad.
by GaMeS
I went to the store for apple cupcakes but ended up getting deep fried shrimp and chocolate chip muffins.
« Korean »
나는 상점에 사과 컵케이크를 위한 그러나 끝난 튀겨진 새우 및 초콜릿 칩스 머핀을 얻기 높은 쪽으로 갔다.
I respecting the apple cup cake in the shop and the chocolate chip [su] muffin, the [thwi] chaff which ends but the new right which falls and getting was high and side with went.
Slam dunk!
« Portuguese »
Húmido de batida!
Wet of stroke!
by Fluf
Advertisments are weird. Like the one to the right of me.
« Norwegian »
Advertisments er nifs. Like det ettall til høyre for meg.
Advertisments am eerie. Equal facts one to the right of my.
I prefer straightforward women.
« Japanese »
私は簡単な女性を好む。
I like the simple woman.
Never gonna give you up
« Welsh »
Erioed gonna anrhega 'ch i fyny
Ever gonna I present ' dogs up
Nice shirts like you!