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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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would you like me to put my penis in your vagina?
« Chinese (simplified) »
在您的阴道您要不要我投入我的阴茎?
You want me in yours vagina to invest my penis?
I do not want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我不想要任何人。 当我考虑您时,我接触自己。
I do not want anybody. When I consider you, I contact myself.
How will I express my feelings for you now that I have discovered you are a cheating bitch!
« Japanese »
私いかにかごまかす雌犬であることを私が発見したのであなたのための私の感じを表現しなさい!
Because me I discovered the fact that it is the female dog which how is cheated, express my feeling because of you!
Oh my god, i just shit my pants!
« German »
Oh schiß mein Gott, i gerade meine Hosen!
Oh shit my God, i straight my trousers!
And as for me, give me liberty or give me bermuda shorts.
« Japanese »
そして私に関しては、私に自由を与えるか、または私にバミューダパンツを与えなさい。
And in regard to me, give freedom to me, or to me give the Bermuda underpants.
will you come see me play tonight?
« Latin »
mos vos adveho animadverto mihi lascivio tonight?
will you to carry notice me to run riot tonight?
by Joe
crkni kretenu glupi
« Croatian »
drop dead natural witless
drop dead naturalist witless
by LOL
God is my Saviour
« Korean »
신은 나의 구원자이다
Is my savior whom puts on
mommy, my butt exploded.
« Czech »
mommy , má cíl explodovat.
mommy , has aim spring.
The Tooth Fairy used to give kids nickels and quarters for their teeth, but now they want that coin with a bear on it.
« Chinese (traditional) »
齿妖过去常常給孩子他們的牙的鎳和處所,但是他們現在想要與涉及的那枚硬幣它。
The tooth monster gave the child frequently in the past their tooth's nickel and the quarter, but they want now with that coin which involved it.
Nice shirts like you!