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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Feed the fish!
« Icelandic »
Fæða the fiskur!
Give birth to the fishy!
that is a splendid suit you are wearing sir!
« Serbian »
taj 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu jedan sjajan molba te biti zamoran cheese!
that 3. wis with IT BE from present a bright application you subsist exhaustive cheese!
by topknocka
what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for salad
« Chinese (simplified) »
什么是做在我的乳头的这些草莓我需要他们沙拉的
Anything does in mine nipple's these strawberries I needs their salad
The Tooth Fairy used to give kids nickels and quarters for their teeth, but now they want that coin with a bear on it.
« Chinese (traditional) »
齿妖过去常常給孩子他們的牙的鎳和處所,但是他們現在想要與涉及的那枚硬幣它。
The tooth monster gave the child frequently in the past their tooth's nickel and the quarter, but they want now with that coin which involved it.
I have three penises.
« Japanese »
私に3つの陰茎がある。
There are three penes in me.
No shirt no shoes no service.
« Japanese »
ワイシャツ無し靴無しサービス無し。
The shirt it is not the shoes it is not there is no service.
What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know go away in the end. And you could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down, I will make you hurt.
« Croatian »
Što imati JA postati , moj predrag prijatelj? Svatko JA znati otići ipak. I te mogao imati Internet svi , moj vladavina od prljavština. JA htijenje pustiti te dolje , JA htijenje izraditi te nanositi povredu.
Which have I to become , my dearest wellwisher? Everyone I know move off yet. PLUS these could have IT all , my legality with wallow. I volition let these down , I volition fabricate these hurt.
kiss my ass
« Spanish »
bese mi asno
my ass kisses
Maybe that hooker actually did have herpes. Son of a bitch.
« Japanese »
多分その売春婦に実際にヘルペスがあった。 ろくでなし。
Perhaps really there was a herpes in that prostitute. It is not the [ro] [ku].
by Matt
Soleil should go fall in a hole and die.
« Filipino »
talampakan dapat lumakad bumagsak di a butas at mamatay.
sole must go fall in a opening and perish.
by the recreational
Nice shirts like you!