I just pissed myself
私はちょうど自分自身を怒らせた
I could upset by my exactly
hello my friends, would you care for a soda?
halo moj prijatelj , će te brinuti se za gazirati?
hello my wellwisher , would these brinuti does for carbonate?
Would you like to sleep with me!?
您要不要与我睡觉! ？
You must sleep with me! ?
Google will not search for Chuck Norris because it knows that you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Google vůle ne hledat co Kvokat Norris poněvadž ono zna aby tebe don't nález Kvokat Norris , on nález tebe.
Google wills no search for Cluck Norris whereas yon knows that you don't finding Cluck Norris , he finding you.
war is stupid
vojskovati se je neumen
wage there is woodenheaded
by jan
U.S. concerns about the potential for cyber-attacks on critical infrastructure extended to the American electrical power grid on Wednesday and experts pointed the finger anew at Chinese hackers, among others.
U.S. 重大な下部組織のcyber-attacksについての潜在性についての心配は水曜日のアメリカの電力の格子に伸び、専門家は他の中の中国のハッカーで指を、あらためて指した。
U.S. Worry concerning latent characteristic concerning cyber-attacks of serious subsystem extended to the lattice of the American of Wednesday electric power, the specialist being the Chinese in other things hacker, pointed to the finger, freshly.
I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
私は大きいCornholioである! 私は私の口のためのTPを必要とする!
I am large Cornholio! I need TP for my mouth!
How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
どの位木、木は木製のチャックが木をチャックで取り付けたら、チャックをチャックで取り付けるか。
Which rank wood and the wood when the chuck of the wood product installs the wood with the chuck, install the chuck with the chuck?
by Flameel
Raios malditos. Que os demônios devorem suas víceras, repletas de pus e merda. Malditos profanadores de sepulturas, demônios incrédulos do mal
Malditos de Raios. Víceras dos suas do devorem dos demônios do ósmio de Que, merda de repletas de pus e. Malditos profanadores de sepulturas, incrédulos dos demônios faz o mal
Cursed of Rays. Víceras of its devorem of it of the demons of the ósmio of That, excrement of repletas of I put e. Cursed profanadores of sepultures, skeptics of the demons make the evil
by azukla
I donated and three days later I found a cock up my ass.
Я подарил и 3 дня более поздно я нашел кран вверх по моему ишаку.
I presented and 3 days more late I found crane upward from my ass.
