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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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No, I would not care for some rotten squid.
« Japanese »
いいえ、私は腐ったイカを気遣わない。
Calling you obtain, I do not worry the squid which rots.
by Veloci-Rapture
Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
« Croatian »
Tarmogoyf's Power PC je snažan broju karta tip izmeðu karta u svim groblje i njegovi prekaljenost je snažan taj broj više 1.
Tarmogoyf's Power PC had virile the number of ticket type betwixt ticket in all cemetery and its toughness had virile this broj more 1.
go fuck yourself
« Icelandic »
fara ríða sjálfur
go screw thyself
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
« Norwegian »
For lenge siden inne en galakse far far fjerne.
A long time ago in a galaxy father father away.
by Brett
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
« Latin »
Men es amo ortus macula , bonus ones es captus quod solvo ones es handicapped
Men are to love birth stain , good ones are taken and to loosen ones are handicapped
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
« Icelandic »
ÉG don't hugsa you're tilbúinn fyrir this hlaup.
I don't think you're ready pay lip service to this running.
Would you fuck me up?
« Portuguese »
Você foder-me-ia acima?
You would foderia me above?
To be or not to be
« Japanese »
あるためまたはないため
Because of a certain or because it is not,
Who let the dogs out?
« Chinese (simplified) »
谁放掉狗?
Who bleeds off the dog?
I met puff daddy over spring break in the virgin islands
« Chinese (simplified) »
我在唯尔京群岛遇见了在春假的吹爸爸
I met in only the Beijing archipelago have blown daddy in the spring vacation
Nice shirts like you!