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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
The Tooth Fairy used to give kids nickels and quarters for their teeth, but now they want that coin with a bear on it.
« Chinese (traditional) »
齿妖过去常常給孩子他們的牙的鎳和處所,但是他們現在想要與涉及的那枚硬幣它。
The tooth monster gave the child frequently in the past their tooth's nickel and the quarter, but they want now with that coin which involved it.
What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know go away in the end. And you could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down, I will make you hurt.
« Croatian »
Što imati JA postati , moj predrag prijatelj? Svatko JA znati otići ipak. I te mogao imati Internet svi , moj vladavina od prljavština. JA htijenje pustiti te dolje , JA htijenje izraditi te nanositi povredu.
Which have I to become , my dearest wellwisher? Everyone I know move off yet. PLUS these could have IT all , my legality with wallow. I volition let these down , I volition fabricate these hurt.
Maybe that hooker actually did have herpes. Son of a bitch.
« Japanese »
多分その売春婦に実際にヘルペスがあった。 ろくでなし。
Perhaps really there was a herpes in that prostitute. It is not the [ro] [ku].
by Matt
Soleil should go fall in a hole and die.
« Filipino »
talampakan dapat lumakad bumagsak di a butas at mamatay.
sole must go fall in a opening and perish.
by the recreational
suck cock you monkey crap fish
« Japanese »
あなたががらくたの魚をまねる雄ん鶏を吸いなさい
The male where you imitate the fish of the junk it is inhale the chicken
by lo b0b
“Ever” Bella asked “No not at all” Edward said “Ok, you have so much music, what are you listing to” Bella said (Clicks play, Clair de Lune starts playing) “It’s a double CD” Edward said “Clair De Lune is great” Bella said (They start dancing) “What?” Edward asked “I can’t dance” Bella said
« Japanese »
「」Bellaは頼んだ 「全く」エドワードは言わなかった 「である何、良い」、Bellaへのリストが言ったか音楽をそんなに有する(かちりと言う音は遊んだり、Clair de Luneの開始の遊ぶこと) 「それは二重CD」エドワード言ったである 「Clair De Lune大きい」はBella言ったである (それらは踊り始める) 「何か」。 エドワードは頼んだ 「私は言った」Bellaを踊ることができない
“” You asked Bella, Edward did not say “completely”, “what which is, it is good”, the list to Bella called it possesses music so, (as for the sound, dust playing, the start of Clair de Lune playing) “double CD Edward you called that,” is, “Clair De Lune it is large”, Bella you said, is, (do those start dancing) “what?”. Edward asked, “I said”, Bella it is not possible to dance,
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions
« Norwegian »
Det veien å Helvete er paved med fint hensikten
Facts autobahn to Hell am pope along with a great time intention
hey dude. want to go to the ball game later
« Chinese (simplified) »
嘿花花公子。 想要后去局面
Hey dandy. After the wish, goes to the aspect
I once had a girl who wore a heart-shaped watch
« Hungarian »
ÉN egyszer egy lány aki viselt egy szív - alakú néz
AM I once one gal who wore one suck shaped is he looking
I do not want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself.
« Swedish »
JAG viljade inte någon annars. När JAG tänka om du , JAG beröring mig själv.
SELF did not want anybody else. When SELF think about yous , SELF touch myself.
Nice shirts like you!