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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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your mother is so fat, she needs a map to find her ass
« Croatian »
tvoj majka je na taj način mast , ona potreba karta pronaći njoj magarac
yours mother had to this mode unguent , she want ticket to find her jackass
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« Icelandic »
Þrýsta 0 ef þú vildi eins og til tala til óákveðinn greinir í ensku stjórnandi.
Squeeze 0 maybe you would as though to irrational number to indefinite article into English leader.
by Wing
poker face
« Italian »
fronte di mazza
mace forehead
I am getting married next week!
« Welsh »
Dwi yn cael 'n briod 'n gyfnesaf wythnos!
I am being having ' heartburn spouse ' heartburn next of kin week!
It is so hard. That is what she said.
« Spanish »
Es tan duro. Eso es lo que ella dijo.
He is so hard. That is what she said.
by Mike
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
« Spanish »
Nunca yendo a darle para arriba, nunca yendo a dejarle abajo, nunca yendo a funcionar alrededor y a abandonarle, nunca yendo a hacerle el grito, nunca yendo a decir adiós, nunca yendo a decir una mentira y a lastimarle.
Never going to give him for above, never going to never leave him down, going to work around and to leave to him, never going to do the shout to him, never going to say goodbye, never going to say a lie and to hurt to him.
I am hungry. Will you please make a hamburger for me? I would truly appreciate it.
« Welsh »
Dwi 'n llwglyd. Blesi gwna a hamburger ata? Fi would 'n ddiau brisio 'i.
I am being ' heartburn hungry. You taste do I go hamburger to? I would ' heartburn true price ' I.
We can dance if you want to. We can leave your friends behind. Your friends do not dance, and if they do not dance, they are not a friend of mine.
« Welsh »
Allwn dawnsia ai 'ch angen at. Allwn ad 'ch ceraint ar ôl. 'ch ceraint gwna mo dawnsia , a ai gwnelan mo dawnsia , ]n mo chyfaill chan chloddia.
We are being able I dance or ' dogs need to. We are being able crooked ' dogs friends after. ' dogs friends do not I dance , I go or they do not I dance n not friend with I dig.
možda upecam još koji glupi prijevod
« Serbian »
možda upecam još koji glupi dotur
maybe hook else that absurd deliver
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
« German »
Ich mag große Kolben und ich kann nicht liegen.
I like large pistons and I cannot not lie.
by Chrissy
Nice shirts like you!