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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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can i give you a facial for your birthday?
« Japanese »
私はあなたの誕生日のための美顔術を与えてもいいか。
I may give the beauty technique for your birthday?
your mother is so fat, she needs a map to find her ass
« Croatian »
tvoj majka je na taj način mast , ona potreba karta pronaći njoj magarac
yours mother had to this mode unguent , she want ticket to find her jackass
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
« Korean »
빠른 갈색 여우는 게으른 개에 뛰어오른다
The quick brown fox springs up to the lazy dog
Your momma so fat, she broke your family tree.
« Japanese »
あなたのそうmommaの脂肪、彼女はあなたの系譜を壊した。
The fat of your so momma, she broke your genealogy.
by Warren
Press 0 if you would like to speak to an operator.
« Icelandic »
Þrýsta 0 ef þú vildi eins og til tala til óákveðinn greinir í ensku stjórnandi.
Squeeze 0 maybe you would as though to irrational number to indefinite article into English leader.
by Wing
It is so hard. That is what she said.
« Spanish »
Es tan duro. Eso es lo que ella dijo.
He is so hard. That is what she said.
by Mike
I design websites for a living.
« French »
Je conçois des sites Web pour une vie.
I conceive Web sites for a life.
by Lucian Dixon
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
« Spanish »
Nunca yendo a darle para arriba, nunca yendo a dejarle abajo, nunca yendo a funcionar alrededor y a abandonarle, nunca yendo a hacerle el grito, nunca yendo a decir adiós, nunca yendo a decir una mentira y a lastimarle.
Never going to give him for above, never going to never leave him down, going to work around and to leave to him, never going to do the shout to him, never going to say goodbye, never going to say a lie and to hurt to him.
Oh no, I am the red hot pajama super hero once more. Pass the trout.
« Japanese »
Oh NO、私はもう一度猛烈なパジャマの英雄ではない。 マスを渡しなさい。
Oh NO, I once more am not the hero of the fierce pajamas. Transfer the mass.
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
« Japanese »
兵士はあらゆる家で、所有者の承諾なしで、戦争の時に平和の時に、四等分される、法律によってある意味では規定されるために。
In the sense that the soldier at all houses, without acceptance of the owner, four is divided equally at the time of peace, at the time of war, is been by law because it is stipulated.
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