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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Could you give me a blowjob?
« Norwegian »
Kunne du gir meg en slaget?
Be able you administers my a battle?
Is that you reading this, eh John?
« Italian »
Quello voi sta leggendo questo, eh John?
That one you is reading this, eh John?
I want to have sex with your mother.
« Japanese »
私はあなたの母が付いている性を有したいと思う。
I think that we would like to possess the characteristic where your mother has been attached.
Oh my god there are snakes everywhere on me.
« Chinese (simplified) »
哎呀有蛇到处在我。
Oh has the snake everywhere in me.
I am little piggy, this is my nose.
« Korean »
나는 돼지 같은 약간, 이것이다 나의 코이다.
Me the pig same some, this is a nose.
by anna
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
« Danish »
Fanget imellem en gynge og en skrap opstille.
Trapped between a swing and a keen pose.
by Bob Smith
My father once said, "If you eat fish eggs, you might just get cancer."
« Croatian »
Moj predak jedanput je rekao , " ukoliko jesti riba eggs , te moć pravedan dobiti opozvan "
My progenitor some time said , " if you have you fish eggs , these might just profit canceled "
Advertisments are weird. Like the one to the right of me.
« Norwegian »
Advertisments er nifs. Like det ettall til høyre for meg.
Advertisments am eerie. Equal facts one to the right of my.
ok thanks bye
« Japanese »
わかりましたはBYEに感謝する
It was understood you appreciate in BYE
Take the doorknob, twist it counter-clockwise quietly, then burst into the room with guns a blazin'.
« Slovenian »
zalotiti doorknob , upogib to nasproten - ki se pomika v smeri urnega kazalca tišina , torej počiti v soba s topovski strel a plamen.
trap doorknob , twist this reversely clockwise whist , to conclude to go snap within room with metal sling however torch.
Nice shirts like you!