I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Jeg er lite teapot , kort og bastant.
I'm a little teapot , abrupt and categoric.
I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
私は小さいティーポット、不足分およびスタウトである。
I the small tea pot, am shortage and the stout.
Your dog is very handsome, may I pet it? Would he like some jerky?
당신의 개 아주 잘생긴가, 그것을 귀여워하더라도 좋은가 나는? 그 좋아한다 몇몇을 변덕스러웠던 하고자 했는가?
Your dog is quite good-looking, treats with love it but? That liked and choppy low boil some?
Hi my name is jack and i think you are hot.
こんにちは私の名前はジャッキであり、熱いことを私は考える。
Today as for my name it is the jack, I think of hot thing.
by limestallc
I think you may be a homosexual.
私は同性愛者であるかもしれないことを考える。
As for me you think of that perhaps it is the homosexual person.
by limestallc
They buried you alive just because you were dead.
それらはちょうど死んでいたので生きている埋めた。
Because those exactly it had died, you have lived, it buried.
by Loodac
I want to buy an apple.
私はりんごを買いたいと思う。
I think that we would like to buy the apple.
That would have been good if you included the funny part.
Þessi vildi hafa been góður ef þú innifalinn the hlægilegur hluti.
;l) would á brjósti been kind maybe you included the funny part.
Never give up on your stupid, stupid dreams
Aldrei gefast upp á þinn heimskur , heimskur draumur
Never capitulate atop thy stupid , stupid dream
by Sid W
I can has cheeseburger.
私は食べるチーズバーガーをできる。
I can do [chizubaga] which is eaten.