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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one.
« Icelandic »
ÉG got 99 vandamál en the tík ain't einn.
I litter 99 puzzle while the bitch ain't single.
Michael Jackson is the king!
« Croatian »
Michael Mikado je kralj!
Michael Mikado had throne!
Im going to make this pencil disappear!
« Czech »
Im existující až k délat tato kreslit zmizet!
Im subsistent to make this pencil scram!
Don't eat cheese before bed. It will give you nightmares.
« Welsh »
Gwisga t bori caws anad gorweddfa. Anrhega 'ch hunllefau.
I dress tower graze cheese before bed. I present ' dogs nightmares.
I want to stick it in her hairy armpit.
« Italian »
Voglio attaccarlo in sua ascella pelosa.
I want to attack it in its hairy armpit.
Hello, what is your name?
« Czech »
Halo!nazdar! , jaký is tvůj jméno?
hello hallo, what is yours title?
Silly? Shocking? Profound?
« Latin »
leviculus offensus profundus
empty-headed offense deep
I am going to kick you in the taco
« Chinese (simplified) »
我踢您炸玉米饼的
I kick you to explode the tortilla
sex, do it for the kids
« Chinese (simplified) »
性,做它孩子的
The nature, is its child
I like you. You are so pretty.
« Portuguese »
Eu gosto de você. Você é tão bonito.
I taste of you. You are so pretty.
Nice shirts like you!