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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
« Turkish »
su kuyusu I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık ruh , belgili tanımlık horoz , belgili tanımlık kedi , belgili tanımlık küçük -in a kadın sırt , belgili tanımlık idam eğmek top , yüksek fiber , iyi sonlandırmak , adl. şu belgili tanımlık roman -in Susan Sontag are kendi - müsamaha overrated bok. I inanmak Lee hasat Oswald acted tek başına. I inanmak orada -meli -e doğru var olmak a hukuk devleti değişiklik kanun kaçağı Astroturf ve belgili tanımlık tayin hitter. I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık tatlı yer , yumuşak - göbek pornografi , açılış senin armağan Noel sabah tercihan --dan Noel arife ve I inanmak içinde uzun , yavaş , derin , yumuşak , ıslak öpmek adl. şu son üç yaşam
well I believe in the soul , the cock , the cat , the small den a woman back , the execution bend ball , high fibreglass , good scotch , many. that the novel den Thirsty Sontag are self indulgence overrated excrement. I believe Lee reaping Oswald acted alone. I believe there meli had straight exist a constitutional alteration outlaw Astroturf and the appointment hitter. I believe in the sweet earth , soft navel pornography , opening thine present Christmas morning rather dan Christmas eve and I believe in long , slow , deep , soft , wet kiss many. that end three life
insert my penis into your mouth
« Japanese »
あなたの口に私の陰茎を挿入しなさい
Insert my penis in your mouth
Hello daddy, Hello mom. I'm your cherry bomb
« Russian »
Здравствулте! папа, здравствулте! мама. I' m ваша бомба вишни
To [zdravstvulte]! dad, to [zdravstvulte]! mom. I' m your bomb of the cherries
a wank a day keeps the doctor away
« Greek »
ένα wank ημερησίως κρατά το γιατρό μακριά
wank daily keeps the doctor long
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Billy Jean was not my lover, she is just a girl
« Croatian »
Račun Jean je ne moj ljubavnik , ona je pravedan djevojka
Bill Jean had does not my true-love , she had just girlfriend
I can keep rhythm with no metronome.. No metronome.. No metronome.
« Japanese »
私はメトロノーム無しでリズムを保ってもいい。 メトロノーム無し。 メトロノーム無し。
The metronome there is no I with it is possible to maintain the rhythm. There is no metronome. There is no metronome.
This cat has diarrhea!
« Welsh »
Hon cath has bib!
This cat ace pipe!
My poop stinks.
« Japanese »
私の船尾は悪臭を放つ。
My stern shoots stench.
I am the kind of person that your mother warned you about.
« Japanese »
私はあなたの母が警告した一種の人である。
I am a kind of person whom your mother warned.
i hate pigs
« Czech »
to mi nejde pod vousy meruna
it won't go down with me sphere
Nice shirts like you!