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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get
« Filipino »
buhay ay maibigan a suntukin ng kending tsokolate , ka hindi kailan man malaman ano mo gonna kumuha
life are like a sock of chocolate , you never muscular what your gonna withdraw
To be or not to be
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭
The survival destroys
I wonder why the sky is blue and why my dreams come true.
« Korean »
나는 하늘이 파란 왜, 그리고 왜 나의 꿈이 진실한 오는지 생각해 본다.
I try to think sky troubles why, and why dream should have been come truth grudge.
IT was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
« Korean »
저희의 앞에 저희의 앞에 시간의 베스트, 그것이시간의 가장, 그것이었다 지혜, 그것의 나이이었다 어리석음, 그것의 나이이었다 신념, 그것의 신기원이었다 의심 많음, 그것의 신기원이었다 빛, 그것의 절기이었다 암흑, 그것의 절기이었다 희망, 그것의 봄이었다 절망의 겨울, 우리 있었다 모두가, 우리 있었다 아무것도, 우리이었다 천국에 직접적 가는 모두, 우리이었다 가는 모두 지시한다 다른 방법을 아니었다--한마디로 말하면, 기간은 몇몇이의 그것의 가장 시끄러운 권위, 좋았던 또는 비교 전용의 최상급에서 악을 위해 받아지는, 그것을 주장한 존재하는 기간 같이 이제까지는 이었다.
On the front of us the best of time, is it on the front of us and the wisdom which it most, is, the [e] three sound which is it age, the belief which is it age, is it new epoch incredulity, the hope which is darkness which is a light which is it new epoch and it seasonal datum and it seasonal datum, winter of the despair which is it spring, us was and all, us anything which is, a different method directness goes to the heaven which is we all, was we and goes all instructs was not--Said with a single word, duration some different meaning it the noisiest authority, was good and or respected comes to receive, asserted it like the duration when exists until now was an evil from the highest grade of the comparative whole aspect.
history is not kind to its subjects
« Italian »
la storia non è gentile ai relativi oggetti
the history is not kind to the relative objects
i don't want to be without you girl
« Korean »
I don' t는 소녀 당신 없이이고 싶다
I don' t wants young girl you without and
by Sorcha
I hate your face and I want to kill you with a flounder.
« Japanese »
私はあなたの表面を憎み、もがきとの殺したいと思う。
I hate your surface, the murder of struggling want.
by Chris De bow
Vodka makes me want to shoot fireworks into the toilet.
« Latin »
Vodka planto mihi volo ut surculus fireworks in laboro.
Vodka to set in place me I want when shoot fireworks upon to work.
i'm gonna take a shit on your chest, mother fucker. i'm gonna cut you in half and puke down your insides, you bag of crap. i'm so pissed right now.
« Korean »
i' 당신의 가슴, 어머니 멍청이에 배설물을 가지고 가기 위하여 가는 m. i' 반에서 당신을 잘라 당신의 안, 당신의 아래 puke 가는 m 쓰레기의 부대. i' m는 이렇게 지금 소변을 봤다.
i' Has the body waste in your breast and the mother fool in order to go goes m. i' Cuts anti-from you and inside and your lower part puke you goes the unit of the m trash. i' The m saw the urine like this now.
ms geeta is our literature teacher and mr mike is our math teacher.
« Russian »
geeta госпожи наш учитель словесности и г-н микрофон наш учитель математики.
geeta of mrs. our teacher of literature and Mr. is microphone our teacher of mathematics.
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