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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I would like to ride a donkey for my birthday. Do you know where I can find one?
« Japanese »
I because of my birthday it is slow, desire the fact that it rides. You have known somewhere I can find one?
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I can see that I'm going blind
« Icelandic »
I be able to see ;l) Alluvial with I am snuggle up to go unquestioning
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My dick feels like it's on fire.
« Finnish »
Mine dick task like it's on plug.
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Shut the fuck up !
« German »
Close the Bumsen!
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I SUCK!
« Greek »
I ABSORB!
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We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
« Croatian »
We People of the day The United States , in order to formal more unblemished Union , institute Pravda , insured menial Tranquillity , to us routinely weapon , up front general Well-being , plus untroubled Lending with Freedom this ourselves plus of our Seed , complete ordain plus institute this Legality for the day The United States with America.
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What the fuck?
« Welsh »
Beth 'r fuck?
Thing ' group fuck?
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become one with russia , da?
« Welsh »
d hun ag Rwsia da?
heartburn self with Russia good?
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To boldly go where no man has gone before!
« Danish »
To boldfaced go to pieces where no man has gone before!
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Keep your hands off my kids!
« Serbian »
Držati tvoj ruke k sebi moj dječji!
Hold your ruke to oneself my little one!
Nice shirts like you!