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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I love to drive a car.
« Russian »
Я люблю управлять автомобилем.
I love to govern automobile.
by Fist
Press control alt then delete.
« Russian »
Отожмите управление alt тогда уничтожьте.
Finish harvesting control of alt then destroy.
i like drinking, but i don't like eating
« Japanese »
私は飲むこと、don' i好む; tは食べることを好む
As for me thing and don& which are drunk; #039 i you like; t likes the fact that you eat
by Loreno
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TRANSLATOR TRANSLATES YOU!
« Russian »
В СОВЕТСКОМ РОССИЯ, ПЕРЕВОДЧИК ПЕРЕВОДИТ ВАС!
IN THE SOVIET RUSSIA, TRANSLATOR TRANSFER YOU!
by Lou
While Indian army commandos battled gunmen who launched the coordinated attacks on luxury hotels and other targets in India's financial hub, European governments were reportedly making plans to evacuate their nationals.
« Icelandic »
Á meðan Indverji her orrusta byssubófi hver sjósetja the hliðstæða árás á lúxus hótel og annar skotmark í Indland fjárhagslegur hjólnöf , Evrópubúi ríkisstjórn varúlfur að því er fréttir herma gerð áætlun til flytja á brott þeirra þjóðlegur.
Meanwhile Indian army battle gunman who launch the parallel attack river luxury hotel and allo- target into India pecuniary nave , European government werewolf snuggle up to accordingly is newscast ape version plan to bring off them national.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
« Portuguese »
Quanto madeira uma marmota lançaria, se uma marmota poderia lançar a madeira?
How much it works with wood a woodchuck would launch, if a woodchuck could launch the wood?
up the creek without a paddle
« Czech »
v bryndì bez jeden batolit se
in a stew without a wag
dildo
« Korean »
남근 모양으로 만든 성구
The characteristic nine which it made with the penis shape
ms geeta is our literature teacher and mr mike is our math teacher.
« Russian »
geeta госпожи наш учитель словесности и г-н микрофон наш учитель математики.
geeta of mrs. our teacher of literature and Mr. is microphone our teacher of mathematics.
Our son laughs like a girl but eats like a man.
« Chinese (traditional) »
我們的像女孩的兒子笑,但是吃像一個人。
Our elephant girl's son smiles, but eats an elephant person.
Nice shirts like you!