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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Bacon smells like sexy meat.
« Russian »
Запахи бекона любят сексуальное мясо.
The smells of bacon love sexual meat.
Beware of the big green dragon on your doorstep !
« Korean »
당신의 현관 계단에 큰 녹색 용의 조심하십시오!
Big green suspicion take care in your doorstep!
Blue Screen Of Death
« Japanese »
死のブルースクリーン
Blues cleanliness of death
kevin is an inbred baby
« Portuguese »
kevin é um bebê inato
kevin is an innate baby
by you know who
The Bears are the team we thought they were
« Czech »
Člen určitý Baissista ar člen určitý četa my domnění ona byli
The Short are the squad we thought she were
Nothing gold can stay
« Dutch »
Gouden niets kan blijven
Golden nothing can remain
Yes! It is truth! Today I am feeling myself so much enjoy and proudness! My huge and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is being victorious in All Provinces Yoga Tournament! See here photograph of winning yoga position, as featured in local gazette, “Revolting Peasant Today.” People sometimes under mistaken apprehension that my faithful (yet huge and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply common thug!
« Russian »
Да! Правда! Сегодня я себя ощупывание так много наслаждаюсь и proudness! Мой огромный и нетоварищеский телохранитель Sergei победоносен в всем турнире йоги провинций! См. здесь фотоснимок выигрывая положения йоги, как отличено в местной газетте, «мятежный селянин сегодня.» Люди иногда под ошибочным дурным предчувствием которого мой верный (но огромный и нетоварищеский) телохранитель просто общий бандит!
Yes! Pravda! Today I itself feeling so much delight in and proudness! My enormous and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is victorious in entire tournament the yogi of provinces! See here photograph winning positions yogi, as it is distinguished in the local gazette, “rebellious peasant today.” People sometimes under erroneous bad presentiment of which my loyal (but enormous and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply general bandit!
by Wendy Muzlanova
Carry on my wayward son.
« Portuguese »
Continue meu filho retrógrado.
He continues my retrograde son.
I tawt I taw a puddy tat ! (Tweety)
« Norwegian »
JEG tawt JEG kule en puddy tat! (Tweety)
I tawt I ball a powder tat! (Tweety)
by Renaldi
stop in the name of love before you break my heart
« Welsh »
arhosa i mewn 'r enwa chan cara rhagoch dorri 'm asgre
I wait in ' group I name with I love lest break ' ores bosom
Nice shirts like you!