Change language:
  
Blahblah Haha Shop Photo Contact

非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
i like to eat human flesh
« Japanese »
私は人間の肉を食べるのを好む
I like the fact that the meat of the human is eaten
this, is rupturefarms... they say its the biggest meat processing plant on oddworld... I used to work here.. well, I was really a slave... like all the others... Thats me. my name is Abe. I WAS employee of the year... now, i'm dead meat. I crossed the meanest boss in the world. molluck, the glukkon. my whole life changed, in just one day. I was working late one night, at rupturefarms. we used to make meech munchies. until the meeches were through... we still made paramite pies, and we made some good scrab cakes, too. I thought I had a good job. but that, was before I knew... how we'd make new 'n' tasty, I was still to find. the truth, it turned out... now THAT, would blow my mind... the glukkons were scared, 'cause profits were grim. paramites, and scrabs, had been turning up thin. but mullock was cruel, he had a plan. this new kind of meat? it was US! I just HAD to escape, I just HAD to be free! and i didn't even know, I had a destiny. so? GET ME OUTA HERE!
« Japanese »
これは、rupturefarmsである…彼らが言うoddworldの最も大きい肉製造プラントを… 私はここに働くのが常であった。 それで、私はだった実際にすべての他のように奴隷…… それは私である。 私の名前はAbeである。 私はだった年の従業員… 今、i' mのおしまい。 私は世界の中間の主任を交差させた。 molluck、glukkon。 変わる私の一生 ちょうど1日。 私はrupturefarmsで1夜を、遅く働かせていた。 私達はmeechのmunchiesを作るのが常であった。 まで meechesはまだ…私達を通って作ったparamiteパイをあり、私達もあるよいscrabのケーキを作った。 私は私が持っていたことを考えた よい仕事。 しかしそれは、私が…いかにwe'知っていた前にあった; dは新しい'を作る; n' 風味がよい、私はまだ見つけるべきだった。 真実、それ ひっくり返される… 、私の心を…吹くのでglukkonsは、'おびえていた; 原因の利益は厳格だった。 paramites、 そしてscrabsはずっと薄いの上で、回っていた。 しかしmullockは残酷、彼持っていた計画をだった。 この新しい種類の肉か。 それはあった 米国! 私は私ちょうどなった自由であるちょうど脱出するなった! そしてi didn' tは、私持っていた運命を知っている。 そうか。 私にOUTAを得なさい ここに!
This is rupturefarms…The meat production plant whose oddworld which they say is largest… As for me it was normal to work here. With that, was I, really all other ways, slave ...... That is I. My name is Abe. Am I employee… of the year when Now, i' m end. I had the chief of center of the world cross. molluck and glukkon. My lifetime which changes Exactly 1 days. I had used 1 nights, slowly with rupturefarms. As for us it was normal to make munchies of meech. To meeches still…Passing by us, the cake of good scrab where there is a paramite pie which it made, there are we was made. I thought of that I had Good work. But as for that, me…How we& The #039 before having known, it was; As for d new & The #039 is made; n' Flavor is good, I still should find. Truth, that It is reversed… My heart…Because you blow, as for glukkons, & The #039 it could to have; The profit of cause was strict. paramites, And it is thin at on, it turned scrabs directly. But mullock cruelty, him was the plan that it had. Meat of this new type? As for that the United States which is! I me am free becomes exactly, it escapes it became exactly! And i didn' t me has known the destiny which it had. So? Profit do OUTA in me here!
I smoke weed, so what ? I am not a nerd, just a philosophy major.
« Latin »
EGO smoke runco , sic quis? EGO sum non a nerd , iustus a philosophy major domus.
I smoke to thin out , so anyone? I to be not a nerd , just a philosophy majordomo.
Chuck Norris
« Korean »
물림쇠 Norris
Staple Norris
by your mom
I am so scared.
« Russian »
Я поэтому вспугнуто.
I therefore am frightened away.
over the river and through the woods to grandmothers house we go
« Korean »
를 통해서 강 상공에 그리고 할머니 집에 나무 우리는 간다
Leads and tree we go to the grandmother house on river skies
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine
« Serbian »
Nad svi odreðeni èlan zamka sastav , u svim odreðeni èlan gradski stanovništvo , u svim odreðeni èlan svet , ona hodanje u rudnik
On all the cobweb compound , in all the township , in all the nepoznato , she stride from mine
I want to go home.
« Czech »
JÁ potřeba až k běh domov.
SELF want to swift house.
There is no spoon
« Welsh »
Mae na llwya
He is being I do I spoon
Mom, the meat loaf! Fuck!
« Welsh »
Mom , 'r chig ystelcia! Fuck!
Bomb , ' group meat I skulk! Fuck!
Nice shirts like you!