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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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iron maiden
« Slovenian »
železo dekle
iron slut
by NtS666
There are six levels of fatness: Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, Damn, and Oh, Hell No!
« Korean »
비만의 6개 수준이 있다: , 그리고 오오 크고, 건강하고, 거칠고, 푹신하고, 지독한, 나락 아니오!
There are 6 levels of obesity: And come to be big, was healthy, was rough, thoroughly the liege man, severe, hell no!
by thathquatch
What time is it? Adventure time!
« Chinese (simplified) »
几点了? 冒险时间!
How many spots? Risk time!
When my mother asked me if I wanted to eat a banana while I was wearing a tutu, I declined and asked for a pineapple instead.
« Icelandic »
Hvenær minn móðir skáhallur mig ef ÉG vilja til borða a banani á meðan ÉG var þreytandi a ballettpils , ÉG hnignun og skáhallur fyrir a ananas í staðinn.
When my mother slanting myself maybe I chance eat a banana meanwhile I var weary a tutu , I decline and slanting pay lip service to a pineapple instead.
shut the fuck up, before you get smacked the fuck up
« Korean »
당신에 의하여 위로 입맛을 다실 성교가 얻기 전에, 성교를 닫으십시오
In compliance with you before the teahouse sexual intercourse getting a comfort taste, close the sexual intercourse
I do not need to do drugs.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我不需要做药物。
I do not need to make the medicine.
by Ruffle
italians do it the best.
« Italian »
gli italiani lo fanno il meglio.
the Italians make it the best.
hits from the bong
« German »
Schläge vom Bong
Impacts of the Bong
what do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? a wooley jumper...
« Filipino »
ano gumawa ka kumuha kung ka mag-antanda a tupa at a kangaroo? a lana magugulatin.
what work you withdraw whether you mag - interruption a sheep and a kangaroo? a woolen jumpy.
Every time I eat peanut butter I see the ghosts of my dead pets.
« Japanese »
私がピーナッツバターを私食べる度に私の死んだペットの幻影を見なさい。
I look at the illusion of the pet where I die in the degree which the peanut butter me is eaten.
Nice shirts like you!