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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I am ready for dinner. Are you hungry?
« Icelandic »
ÉG er tilbúinn fyrir miðdegisverður. Ert þú hungraður?
I is ready pay lip service to luncheon. Art you hungry?
I saw, I came, I conquered.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我看见了,我来了,我征服了。
I saw, I have come, I conquered.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
« Greek »
Από όλες τις ενώσεις τζιν σε όλες τις πόλεις σε όλο τον κόσμο, μπαίνει μέσα το ορυχείο.
From all the unions jeans in all the cities in all the world, enter in the mine.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
« Portuguese »
Eu desejo desejar o desejo que você deseja desejar, mas se você deseja ao desejo os desejos da bruxa, I won' desejo de t o desejo que você deseja desejar.
I desire to desire the desire that you desire to desire, but if you desire to the desire the desires of the witch, I won' desire of t the desire that you desire to desire.
by superkat
I killed the presidents dog
« Chinese (simplified) »
我杀害了总统狗
I have killed president the dog
You dick.
« Chinese (simplified) »
您侦探。
You spy.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
« Czech »
I've got jeden krásný chomáč of kokosový ořech
I've got a neat wisp of coconut
The United States has elected its first black President.
« Slovenian »
Združene države has izbrati svoj prvi èrn predsednik.
The United States has vote in your uppermost sable warden.
I would love to take you back to my place and make you scream with pleasure until we both collapse, exhausted.
« Korean »
나는 우리 둘 다가 쓰러질 때까지 당신을 나의 장소 등을 맞댄 가지고 가고 당신에게 소진된 쾌락을 가진 비명을 하는 것을 싶을.
I when our two polyvalence falling down until, you facing each other my place etc. and to have going, has the pleasure which is exhausted cry of distress will want in you.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
« Czech »
Lepší vrabec v hrsti než holub na støeše.
Better an egg today than a hen tomorrow.
by dbsmall
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