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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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leave out all the rest
« Welsh »
ad i maes pawb 'r bwyso
crooked out everyone ' group weigh
Where ever you are, there you are.
« Japanese »
ある一方、そこにある。
Although certain there is there.
Friends do not let friends drive drunk.
« Spanish »
Los amigos no dejan la impulsión de los amigos bebida.
The friendly do not leave the impulsion of the friendly drunk.
Hello, Bitch. Take me to your mother!
« Japanese »
こんにちは、雌犬。 あなたの母に私を連れて行きなさい!
Today, female dog. Keep accompanying me in your mother!
I shit my pants, and now I have a boner.
« Korean »
I는 나의 바지 똥누고, 지금 실책이 있다.
I evacuates, my pants excrements now there is a mistake.
Hey, there Delilah. What's it like in New York City? You're a thousand miles away and tonight you look so pretty.
« Latin »
Hey , illic Delilah. Quis is amo in Novus York Urbs? You're mille miles absentis quod tonight vos vultus sic pulchellus.
Hey , there To determine. Anyone this to love upon Novel York City? You're a thousand soldier absent and tonight you facial expression so pretty.
Hello good sir, may I pet your dog?
« Japanese »
こんにちはよい、私はあなたの犬をかわいがってもよいか。
Today is good, I may love your dog?
I strongly dislike the strap on my watch.
« Korean »
나는 강하게 나의 시계에 결박을 싫어한다.
I dislike binding in the clock of the fall crab.
by Kevin
Yes! It is truth! Today I am feeling myself so much enjoy and proudness! My huge and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is being victorious in All Provinces Yoga Tournament! See here photograph of winning yoga position, as featured in local gazette, “Revolting Peasant Today.” People sometimes under mistaken apprehension that my faithful (yet huge and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply common thug!
« Russian »
Да! Правда! Сегодня я себя ощупывание так много наслаждаюсь и proudness! Мой огромный и нетоварищеский телохранитель Sergei победоносен в всем турнире йоги провинций! См. здесь фотоснимок выигрывая положения йоги, как отличено в местной газетте, «мятежный селянин сегодня.» Люди иногда под ошибочным дурным предчувствием которого мой верный (но огромный и нетоварищеский) телохранитель просто общий бандит!
Yes! Pravda! Today I itself feeling so much delight in and proudness! My enormous and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is victorious in entire tournament the yogi of provinces! See here photograph winning positions yogi, as it is distinguished in the local gazette, “rebellious peasant today.” People sometimes under erroneous bad presentiment of which my loyal (but enormous and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply general bandit!
by Wendy Muzlanova
I am flabbergasted that you would say such a gay thing to me. Also, on another note my tits are very hard.
« Russian »
Я flabbergasted которому вы сказали бы такую голубую вещь к мне. Также, на другом примечании мои tits очень трудны.
I flabbergasted to which you would say this blue thing to me. Also, on other note my of tits are very difficult.
Nice shirts like you!