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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my spout.
« Slovenian »
I'm malo èajen , majhen ter èokat. vsepovsod je svoj roèaj. vsepovsod je svoj ustnik.
I'm somewhat teapot , wee and turnipy. throughout there is your tiller. throughout there is your tongue.
i love to be tickled by dancing pears in the moon light
« Chinese (traditional) »
我愛通过跳舞在月光的梨發痒
I like through dancing itch in the moonlight pear
by corndog
i fucked in my pants
« Japanese »
私は私のズボンで性交した
I had sexual intercourse with my pants
Ivo Josipovic has won the election, the people are very happy.
« Croatian »
Ivo Josipovic je je osvojio izbori , narod jesu vrlo sretan.
Ivo Josipovic had won a menu , people are very merry.
would you like me to put my penis in your vagina?
« Chinese (simplified) »
在您的阴道您要不要我投入我的阴茎?
You want me in yours vagina to invest my penis?
Wii would like to play.
« Japanese »
Wiiは遊ぶことを望む。
Wii desires the fact that you play.
help! This train is on fire!
« Welsh »
help! Hon hyffordda ydy acha danio!
e This I direct he is being astride fire!
do what you want
« Finnish »
ajaa mikä te haluta
drift what you care
For the benefit of Mr. Kite, there will be a show tonight on trampoline
« French »
Au profit de M. Kite, il y aura une exposition ce soir sur le trempoline
With the profit of Mr. Kite, there will be an exposure this evening on the trempoline
I would love to turn you on.
« Greek »
Θα αγαπούσα να σας ανοίξω.
I would love to open for you.
Nice shirts like you!