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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You can call me Mike.
« Japanese »
私をマイクと電話できる。
Me the microphone you can telephone.
by CDiFan237
i love you so much, will you marry me
« Japanese »
私は、結婚する私と非常に愛する
I love me who get married and very
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination
« German »
Tausend shalt nicht Lüge mit Menschheit, wie mit Womankind: es ist Gräuel
Lie with mankind did not scold thousands, like with Womankind: it is Gräuel
you are lovely. would you like a drink from my fountain?
« Greek »
είστε καλοί. θα θέλατε ένα ποτό από την πηγή μου;
you are good. you would want a drink from my source?
by Anthony Sierra
I woke up this morning with a massive hangover.
« German »
Ich wachte heute morgen mit einem massiven Kater auf.
I woke up this morning with a substantial tomcat.
Why does it always rain on an otherwise perfect day?
« Portuguese »
Por que chove sempre em um dia de outra maneira perfeito?
Why it rains always in one day in another perfect way?
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
« Greek »
Όλες οι ενιαίες κυρίες, όλες οι ενιαίες κυρίες
The all united ladies, the all united ladies
by blah
You take the good, you take the bad. you take them both and there you have the Facts of Life.
« Croatian »
Te izaæi na zrak dobar , te izaæi na zrak loš. te uzeti njima oba i ima te imati Tvornica od Život.
These take the air well , these take the air unsatisfactory. these to take them two plus has a these have Factory with Curriculum vitae.
Fuck bitches, get money.
« Danish »
Fuck beklagelse , blive penge.
Fuck regret , become bread.
My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot you
« Korean »
나의 배설물은 높은 쪽으로 성교한다 그래서 나는 당신을 쏘는 것을 얻었다
My body waste was high and side with has sexual intercourse so got the fact that shoots you
Nice shirts like you!