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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
I asked this girl out to dinner, but she turned me down.
« Japanese »
私は夕食にこの女の子に招待したが、彼女は私をおろす回した。
I invited to the girl this in dinner, but she lowers me, it turned.
I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!
« Danish »
Jeg er langt fra tosset gunman dad , Jeg er en attentatmanden! Nå , den difference er sig er en opgave og den anden mental kvalme!
I am a long way from silly gunman dad , I am a the assassin! Carry , the difference is themselves is a task and the duck mental nausea!
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Why does it always rain on an otherwise perfect day?
« Portuguese »
Por que chove sempre em um dia de outra maneira perfeito?
Why it rains always in one day in another perfect way?
fuck!
« Italian »
scopata!
swept!
Call me on my beeper beeper beeper
« French »
Appelez-moi sur mon signaleur de signaleur de signaleur
Call me on my signalling equipment of signalling equipment of signalling equipment
No, I am your father.
« Japanese »
いいえ、私はあなたの父である。
Calling you obtain, I am your father.
do not want
« Chinese (traditional) »
不要要
Want
I smoke weed, so what ? I am not a nerd, just a philosophy major.
« Latin »
EGO smoke runco , sic quis? EGO sum non a nerd , iustus a philosophy major domus.
I smoke to thin out , so anyone? I to be not a nerd , just a philosophy majordomo.
Fuck bitches, get money.
« Danish »
Fuck beklagelse , blive penge.
Fuck regret , become bread.
You are very hot, would you like to have sex with me?
« Norwegian »
Du er meget het , vil du har lyst til ha kjønn med meg?
You're a lot of called , do you like to have gender along with my?
Nice shirts like you!