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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)
« Japanese »
陰茎の歌(ないNoelの臆病な歌)
Song (the cowardly song of Noel which is not) of the penis
I am sorry, you are so weird you make me want to throw up in tin foil and eat it.
« Italian »
Sono spiacente, siete così bizzarro lo incitate a volere gettare in su nella stagnola di latta e mangiarla.
They are spiacente, you are thus bizzarro the urged ones to want to throw in on in the tinfoil of latta and to eat it.
I just defecated in my pants. Would you be a dear and help me clean it up?
« Russian »
Я как раз испражнялся в моих кальсонах. Вы были бы дорогим и помогали бы мне очистить его вверх?
I exactly of [isprazhnyalsya] in my drawers. You would be expensive and they would help me to clean him upward?
Fuck me silly.
« Japanese »
愚かな私と性交しなさい。
Foolish me have sexual intercourse.
confucius says, man go to bed with itchy hole, man wake up with smelly finger
« Russian »
Конфуций говорит, человек идет положить в постель с зудящим отверстием, бодрствованием человека вверх с smelly перстом
[Konfutsiy] he speaks, man goes to assume into the bed with the pruritic opening, the wakefulness of man upward from smelly by the finger
by vijay kate
You should really stop posting pictures of your penis on the internet.
« Korean »
당신은 진짜로 인터넷에 당신의 남근의 기입 그림을 멈춰야 한다.
You with realness must stop the entry picture of your penis in the Internet.
by Lauren
what sort of question is that?
« Slovenian »
kakšen vrsta od vprašanje je to?
what kind of vista with query this?
I want you to poop on my chest.
« Japanese »
私は私の箱の船尾にほしいと思う。
I think that we want in the stern of my box.
I really need to use the bathroom but I am just too lazy to get off my chair and go.
« Italian »
Realmente devo usare la stanza da bagno ma sono appena troppo pigro per togliermi dalla mia sedia e per andare.
I really must use the room from I bathe but they are hardly too much lazy in order to remove themselves from my chair and in order to go.
by Jennk
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
« Korean »
당신을 결코 가기, 당신을 실망시키기 위하여 결코 가기 포기하기 위하여, 돌아다니고 당신을 사막화하기 위하여 결코 가기
In order going assuredly, in order to be disappointed you going assuredly, to abandon you, goes around and you in order to become desert going assuredly,
Nice shirts like you!